nobody likes it when i say "actually i've been living in 2025 since october" but fiscal new year youre the only one in this club i respect

Veggie farm might be a little biased on this one

why are we put on this earth, just to do problem sets?

she's PERFECT

"i drink deep of an Eastern potion made from bones, herbs, and salt, brought forth from a goblet forged of materials unknown by my ancestors, all in hopes of curing the plague" is a nice was of saying chugging pho broth from a deli container cause i got covid

did my laundry AND my taxes today, just like multi-oscar awarding winning movie Everything Everywhere All At Once

ok dc nice sunset, i'll keep paying rent

with all the supp happenings and house control conflicts, suozzi getting elected is like getting a new coworker and on their first day you just show him a room that's actively on fire like "so this is where we work :)"

its boots we love boots the cat

i'm not a handy person but apparently when you relight the pilot light, reset a GFIC outlet, and catch a mouse, you become the go-to DIY goddess of your rental house

yes we know the toe floof situation is out of control but she cries ifbhe try to cut it 😭

Boots the cat, full of anxiety, keeps chewing at the antique door hinge that i'm sure is full of lead paint, extremely cute, 3 year old widdle sweetheart