Epitome.

Cause I had an embarrassing moment with it, and now it always give me a little thrill when someone else does.

It's classified, so he can't tell you yet, but he's the new treasurer for the United States.

"Not agreeing with extreme liberalism"

Just from context, you can glean they're talking about transphobic posts being inappropriate. You know they weren't stating a harmless "biological fact." What's extremely liberal about refusing to allow hate speech to breed.

Don't make me re-read this while I'm ovulating this is a crime

I know everyone says "this changed my brain chemistry" over silly stuff, but I'm not kidding when I say this changed my brain chemistry. I think of it often. It is my Roman Empire.

At this point you just need to read the news, it's the same thing hahah

The hits just keep coming

The cabinet is a Muppet show reboot if ever I've seen one

That reputation outfit is so 🔥 😍

Same, at first I was like "wth" and then I realised it would be weatherproof because of the seal, so it's actually perfect 😭😭😭 gonna take some books next time I go through

Today I learnt what stick season meant