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Lucy
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Hate brexit, but I want this account to be about other subjects too. Astronomy, science, art, culture etc...

Bird account is @ScrumptiousBlue
Old Astronomy bird account @Oxymoronparadox
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Nobody tells you 50 means sticking TENS pads all over your body and electrocuting yourself through the day
March 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Right at the time I have no choice but to sell my furniture, the antiques market has crashed. Whoa, 👀 my pieces are worth so much less 😭 bugger
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Labour party need to get with the times. No one gives a fuck about brexit. They only care about the cost of living. If rejoining the CU etc is what is required to help bring down costs, just do it.
January 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Did a video to sell an item fb and now I'm freaked out by how much I hate my hands ✋️
Didn't think about how your hands get fat too when you get fat. 😬😭
January 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oh temu 🫣🤭
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Is... is Liz Truss cosplaying as Paddington?
January 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Looking forward to turning the lights on at night! Ffs.
It's so dark again!
January 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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A Google Remedy

A few days ago I posted an article moaning about the enshittification of Google Search. Usually posting a piece like that achieves nothing except letting off a bit of steam. This time, however, one of the comments suggested a way to decrapify Google Search. Thanks to Andy Newsam…
A Google Remedy
A few days ago I posted an article moaning about the enshittification of Google Search. Usually posting a piece like that achieves nothing except letting off a bit of steam. This time, however, one of the comments suggested a way to decrapify Google Search. Thanks to Andy Newsam for the tip. The remedy is udm14.com: If you click on…
telescoper.blog
January 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We got snow! Big Snowflakes ❄️ mixed with rain.
#netweather app
January 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Had no idea my painting I've had for 9 years is a homage to Henri Matisse 🤦‍♀️
I just called her booby lady

#henrimatisse #matisse #oilpainting

Does bluesky even use hashtags?
December 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Of all the things and times. The flip flops I have had listed on vinted for ages. Just sold.
The inconvenience of having to post them in the xmas chaos 😭😂

Someone already imbibing on the xmas sherry?!
Fair play
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Sorry darling, the casserole isn't finished yet. Still another 40mins to go as well.

Dead of night dinner it is 😆
December 17, 2024 at 11:37 PM
She's blowin' down south a bit now.
I got candles and torches at the ready in case the power cuts.
December 7, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Howling that I saved 0.06p off my kiwi at lidls

Why da fuck did I only buy one!?! 😭
November 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Can you make following feed chronological? Still no idea what I'm doing over here.
November 21, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Oooh, the billionaires are having a fight 🍿
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Equality NGO Fawcett Society is here 👋👷‍♀️
💼 Equal Pay Day Facts:

📉 11.3% mean full-time gender pay gap
💷 £631 less in monthly take-home pay
📅 November 20: Women work for free from today until year-end

Let’s make noise. Let’s demand change.
fawcettsociety.org.uk/equal-pay-da...
#EqualPayDay24 #JoinFawcett
November 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Rarely seen snow for us. #snow
November 21, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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The "for you" feed on Twitter is now just a way for Musk to appear at the top of the page.
NB: I do not follow Musk's account...
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 AM
It's a joy to see large fluffy snowflakes ❄️
November 21, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I wonder if Germans had nicknames for Hitler mocking him? Because he wasn't very bright like Tump.
I'd call him Titler or Adolf Didler coz he was a perv
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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The Scottish road gritter names are outstanding. 🫡
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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For reasons, I need examples of self help books rewritten by people with no clue about the luck/circumstances that got them to their current position. Leadership advice from people who inherited companies. How to fix your life once you've made your first ten million. That sort of thing. Help!
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Is it that rough out there for everyone? Trying to sell stuff on marketplace and not a bite.
I even put "open to offers"

Grim
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM