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At any given moment my boob to peanut butter cup ratio (by volume) is likely at parity.
That’s it. That’s the name.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
There needs to be Venmo for boobs.
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Chocolate chips.
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Actually ditto. Your lottery guy sounds fascinating.
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
“Congress needs to put a stop to this…” - do you know someone?
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The USA’s collapse as a world power would be a hilariously catastrophic self own if we weren’t right in the middle of it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
We could all go block him. I’m bored anyway.
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I live there. Thanks.
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
“Darmok” was a great one. Picard heavy and a great puzzle centering on language and communication.
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
That’s a fucking classic.
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Also logistically it makes more sense.
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I just watched the trailer and I am SO INTO THIS.
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Ah. I see now that my initial interpretation of “topping” a hot dog was not the one you intended. I am now on board, carry on.
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Right? At first it just seems like a somewhat easier way to make tea, and then you realize how often you need a cup of hot water for whatever the fuck you’re making.

It seems like such a minor thing, my electric kettle, but mines named Harriet and I love her.
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
My electric kettle. It boils water and goes beep when it’s done.
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Same with me and teat.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
It seems he was mocking Joe Biden, which doesn’t make it any less unhinged.
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 AM