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Very legal and very cool. My contributions to the legal twitterature are almost exclusively GIF-related. When in doubt, assume sarcasm.
Oh also I watch random reality shows
@oxfordcommander on that other place
she/her
Oh also I watch random reality shows
@oxfordcommander on that other place
she/her
I always adored her lip color!
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I always adored her lip color!
yes, this needs to come from family
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
yes, this needs to come from family
SAME
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
SAME
you're here ! ! ! ! ! !
a woman says she 's at my house on bravo tv
ALT: a woman says she 's at my house on bravo tv
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
you're here ! ! ! ! ! !
I love Ashley. That's all.
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I love Ashley. That's all.
I want to see her on the Traitors!! Although that doesn't guarantee a less delulu cast.
September 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I want to see her on the Traitors!! Although that doesn't guarantee a less delulu cast.
Wasn't Option 2 "October"?
September 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wasn't Option 2 "October"?
That would be SO GOOD
September 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
That would be SO GOOD
I think Kelley actually LOL'ed when Vince tried to suggest that Kelley still liked him in his speech.
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think Kelley actually LOL'ed when Vince tried to suggest that Kelley still liked him in his speech.
I agree. She really killed the answers and the speech. Vince talked about all the different kinds of carnival games he's good at.
September 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I agree. She really killed the answers and the speech. Vince talked about all the different kinds of carnival games he's good at.
Not to mention he sniped "she doesn't even deserve to be here" about Ashley every chance he got!
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not to mention he sniped "she doesn't even deserve to be here" about Ashley every chance he got!
His speech and his answers were sooooo badddddd
September 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
His speech and his answers were sooooo badddddd
HE PUT HER ON THE BLOCK IN WEEK 1 AND SHE WILL FOREVER BE IN THE HOH SHOWER IN LIFE
September 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
HE PUT HER ON THE BLOCK IN WEEK 1 AND SHE WILL FOREVER BE IN THE HOH SHOWER IN LIFE
WE ALL WON
mario is driving a yellow car with the words all we do is win
ALT: mario is driving a yellow car with the words all we do is win
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September 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
WE ALL WON
I was just thinking out loud !
September 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I was just thinking out loud !
Yeah, I totally agree with you!
September 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yeah, I totally agree with you!
I know — I want Ashley to win, but to do so she has to take Vince and I do not for one second trust that jury to give Ashley the win. And it also requires Morgan to get 3rd which also makes me sad bc she has done a great job also.
September 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I know — I want Ashley to win, but to do so she has to take Vince and I do not for one second trust that jury to give Ashley the win. And it also requires Morgan to get 3rd which also makes me sad bc she has done a great job also.
I can’t really put myself in the jurors’ positions about how I’d react to any kind of occupation reveal (bc obviously we always know all along) but to me it seems like who cares? It’s cool for like 5 seconds but then they’ll get back to what they consider “the game” and the moves.
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I can’t really put myself in the jurors’ positions about how I’d react to any kind of occupation reveal (bc obviously we always know all along) but to me it seems like who cares? It’s cool for like 5 seconds but then they’ll get back to what they consider “the game” and the moves.
I’m less concerned about Ashley’s speech based on what Taran was saying about it on the update today, but I am very concerned that the jury will just dismiss Ashley’s game and Vince will win and that is worst case scenario.
September 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m less concerned about Ashley’s speech based on what Taran was saying about it on the update today, but I am very concerned that the jury will just dismiss Ashley’s game and Vince will win and that is worst case scenario.
I hate hate hate her edit.
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hate hate hate her edit.
On the flip side, I think Keanu really tried to think about his answers on the Sharon Tharpe interview. I appreciated that.
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
On the flip side, I think Keanu really tried to think about his answers on the Sharon Tharpe interview. I appreciated that.
ma'am can you please put a trigger warning on there before showing Cameron's freaking face.
a woman wearing a hat and a white suit says i hate him
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a white suit says i hate him
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
ma'am can you please put a trigger warning on there before showing Cameron's freaking face.
WE NEED A WRENCH
September 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WE NEED A WRENCH