And DEFINITELY won’t retire the day after signing day?

Successfully wrestled my 5 year old daughter and her two friends from the neighborhood (boys aged 3 and 8) into submission

Without leaving my recliner

Because I have a broken leg

I usually can’t resist a chance to call the GOP racist/sexist but it seems relevant to point out that they also prefer their lil orange cult leader to a variety of other bigoted white men too

It’s just a cult

FUTURE

When I purchased my house it came with two ice makers

Is this ice really so good as to justify owning three (3) ice makers?

Noticed this thread a little late twice

Also if you’re going to stick that bottle of liquor in a suitcase leave that regulator in or else you’ll get leaks all over your clothes

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME (he screamed at a small piece of plastic)

And really making sure that any conviction doesn’t come back on appeal is often the point of defense-friendly rulings pre-trial anyway

Replace Penn State with LSU and my take is otherwise the same, I’ll take it a step further and say the two teams meet in a non-playoff bowl game in January sponsored by a company that sells some kind of salty snack