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'Beware the owls of .......' -
#𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 (Act 1, Scene 2)
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#EatTheRich

RICH CRISPY FRIED
1kg (1.1lb) Cubed Rich Person
2 cups Fruit Juice.
3 tbsp Salt
1 tbsp Dried Thyme.
6 Garlic Cloves, smashed.
1 Chili Pepper, finely chopped.
½ bunch Parsley, chopped.
Raid your cupboards for any herbs and spices.
Suggested;
1 tsp Ground Cloves.
½ tsp Allspice
Combine ½ tbsp of the salt with the fruit juice, add the cubed rich person and leave to marinade for 15 minutes. This helps to break down the wiry texture of the flesh, longer than 15 minutes tends to start turning the flesh to mush. Mix the remaining salt, herbs and spices together to create a 'rub', drain the cubed rich person and coat with the rub. Leave for at least 4 hours or overnight in a place cold enough to match the cold heartedness of the average rich. Place the cubed meat and marinade in a pan with a lid, add enough water to cover. Bring to a boil on a medium heat, reduce heat to low and place the lid on the pan. Simmer for at least an hour until the cubed rich person has actually achieved some tenderness, even if it is using a fork to stab at it. Try not to get carried away with the stabbing unless you want a shredded rich person. Remove cubes of rich person, drain and pat dry to achieve perfect crispiness in the next step. Heat vegetable oil to medium/high in a skillet, use enough to cover the surface. Fry the cubed rich person in batches for around 6 minutes until golden brown and crispy, think of the skin of a rich person summering on their yacht, that's the color we're going for here. Drain and pat dry. Serve with anything you can afford. Bon Appetit!
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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She will go down in infamy with her ice cream refrigerator the size of average working people's kitchens.
Nancy Pelosi next to her huge refrigerator, a close up image of one section full of tubs of ice cream.
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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It's chaos and anarchy and dancing unicorns - love it, sign me up!! 🥰🤣
An owl wearing an old style soldier helmet.
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Pre and post coffee solid-owl-ity. ✊🦉
Owl smiling with teeth while swinging in on a wrecking ball into a brick walled room, the floor littered with smashed bricks. The overlaid text reads "I came in like an owl!"
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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They really do need someone -> you. 😉
Waist down image of a person wearing a red tutu and boots. Overlaid text reads; Vote Raincoaster, to understand Meme Culture & Fascist coding, plus Mammoths and unicorns (mostly mammoths).
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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#OpSec You and who else?

[@sista.bsky.social - 😜 you know why 😂]
Desk with a laptop, two tablets, an external drive and a phone. Behind the desk are 2 people, one wearing a balaclava in the colours of the Irish flag like DJ Próvaí from Kneecap, and a pair of aviator style sunglasses. The other figure is wearing a black hoody and an Anonymous Guy Fawkes mask. The overlayed text on the image reads; "When you get asked to a Zoom meeting".
September 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I hate YouTube.... 😔
August 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Every day companies are hacked exposing personal data, for every company requiring your age verification, that's your data at risk.
Legislation such as the Online Safety Act and Chat Control are ill-conceived and will cause real harm.
#PrivacyIsNotACrime
Sample details page from a German passport with all the persons details redacted and photo blurred. The overlaid text on the image reads; "In an era of increased identity fraud, items redacted for personal security. If you are presented this as a form of identity it is because your security protocols are not deemed sufficient. You may appeal with supporting evidence that you will treat all sensitive documents like your first born child."
August 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The image is White Man Runs Him, he was Crow and he died in 1929, he was not Joseph Medicine Crow who was the last War Chief of the Crow Nation.
Joseph Medicine Crow with President Obama.
August 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Meme showing a still shot of Jeff Goldblum in the film Jurassic Park, the overlaid text reads; "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to ask if you should."
August 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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They are devoid of humanity, there's more in the alt text + swearing, never forget. ✌️
This image was created back in April 2024, the genocide continues and it's been a genocide October 2023, actually for decades before that. So the people enabling it, funding it, laughing and joking about it, the ones saying it's too fucking complicated, the muderous bastards; I don't care what religion you claim to have, you are devoid of humanity you sick fucks. The image (created by a human, not AI) is a small figure wrapped in a bloodied shroud, left alone on a pile of rubble, the text reads; "May their screams and cries haunt you every night as you try to sleep, may their shrouded silence haunt you in equal measure." Never forget oh and Free Palestine!
July 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Best I can do is a small fancy bread once a year.
(Not AI memery. 😁)
Pawn Stars 'Best I can do' meme, the text reads "Best I can do is a brioche". It's a sly reference to a quote dubiously attributed to Marie Antoinette, brioche (a fancy bread) got translated to cake. Rousseau wrote about it in 1765 when she was about 9. He published it 7 years before the storming of the Bastille and 11 years before Marie met the guillotine. This is why I say dubiously.
July 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Some of the replies are delicious! 😂😂
Chef wearing Anonymous Guy Fawkes mask with the words "chef's kiss".
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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🤜🤛
July 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Golden statue. 😉
July 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The Rape of Reason - 2025 version.
The original painting is by Girolamo del Pacchia painted around 1520, titled Rape of the Sabines. It has been edited to include various present day characters. It's a scene of chaos as various fascists violently assault the women, while others watch. Coincidentally 'The Rape of Reason' was a book co-authored by Baroness Caroline Cox, that argued leftism was the scourge of education. Advocating for educational 'freedoms' by repressing everything that isn't white christo-fascism, is the antithesis of freedom. It should be noted Baroness Cox is connected with the Heritage Foundation. In current times as we witness a decent into totalitarianism and fascism, this is the real rape of reason.
July 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Edith Garraud was probably the first woman in Europe to teach Jiu-jitsu and she was part of the Suffragette "Bodyguard".
A bad-ass woman at almost 1.5 meters tall (4' 11").

Video: Edith Garrud: "Suffrajitsu"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LP4...
Cartoon from July 6th 1910 printed in Punch. It depicts Edith Garraud standing, her sleeves rolled up, backed against railings on which loosely hangs a banner declaring votes for women. On top of of the railings are draped three injured policemen. In front of Edith a large group of policemen are cowering in fear, unsure and afraid to tackle the diminutive yet formidable woman. The caption for the cartoon reads; "The Suffragette that knew Jiu-jitsu. The Arrest."
July 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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‪@itbodes.bsky.social‬
With ALT text 😉
The protestors gathered and started chanting "CHINGA LA MIGRA" to BP agents. In my training and experience and use of an online translator, "CHINGA LA MIGRA" is Spanish for "Fuck the Immigration." Throughout the course of law enforcement presence at the SUBJECT LOCATION, the crowd of protestors grew into a larger crowd of approximately a few dozen protestors.
July 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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British Internet.
#OnlineSafetyAct
Iconic BBC test card, in place of the BBC logo at the bottom it now reads Brit Online Safety Act.
July 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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I second this plan.
July 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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✌️
"In November 2024, Berlin's police president declared that antisemitic violence had risen to the point that parts of the city were no longer safe for Jews... The primary victim of violent antisemitic crimes was, the police president claimed, "predominantly directed against police officers on the sidelines of gatherings. "This was because they changed the definition to include anything illegal at pro-Palestinian protests, including if a Jewish protester was resisting arrest after being punched by a German policeman." By James Jackson @zeteonews www.zeteo.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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If you see this, post a shark that isn’t from Jaws
Scene from the movie 'Under Paris'. A huge shark is swimming up the Seine river amongst swimmers competing in an event.
July 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Privacy and anonymity is not a crime, wanting to keep it is a human right.
Photo ID card with everything redacted, the text overlaying the image reads; " In an era of increased identity fraud items redacted for personal security. If you are presented with this as a form of identity it is because your security protocols are not deemed sufficient. You may appeal with supporting evidence that you will treat all sensitive documents like your first born child." Privacy and anonymity is not a crime and wishing to keep it is a human right.
July 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Police killing suspects without trial, democracy "purified" by killing anyone who opposed the government.

Red Dwarf - Season V (1992) 'Back to Reality'.
The Red Dwarf crew looking at a poster on a wall that says "Be a government informer, betray your family and friends, fabulous prizes to be won." It's a scene from the episode 'Back to Reality' in season 5, originally aired in 1992.
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
Kryten from Red Dwarf.
July 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM