There is a specter haunting Sealab, and that specter is…my five year plan.

The founding generation had all the opportunity they could have wanted to say “The foundation of the law is the Bible, we owe our ancestry to the Ten Commandments” and yet they didn’t do it.

The Christians still can’t cope with that reality.

Trying desperately to get attention and thereby money and clout.

Yeah, the Republican civil war is going to be the outright Nazis versus the slightly more concealed Nazis.

They’re so desperate for Republican defectors that they will take anything with an R next to their name - like the woman who was glad to talk about Jewish space lasers and suggested CNN have a proud Nazi troll on TV.

Hey Dave, you’re Jewish, how’s that going over with the Nazis on your side?

Hey Timmy, we didn’t forget how you helped lose 2016.

Holy shit not everything is the Russians. There are plenty of dumbfuck homegrown Protestants who are shitbrain medieval peasants who live in a terrifying world of demons and devils who all conveniently look like all the people the idiots hate.

More like the local behavioral health inpatient clinic lost a patient.

Trump is a bit more racist and more openly personally corrupt, but otherwise he’s the same guy.