Owen Damon
@owenwdamon.bsky.social
Stand up comic
Not related to Matt Damon at all
Not related to Matt Damon at all
It’s 11:30 am on thanksgiving, my grandfather is 3 glasses of wine deep and already ranting about evolution.
November 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
It’s 11:30 am on thanksgiving, my grandfather is 3 glasses of wine deep and already ranting about evolution.
Harambe was our 911
November 22, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Harambe was our 911
People be like adopt don’t shop, well I like my dogs cage free
November 21, 2024 at 5:06 AM
People be like adopt don’t shop, well I like my dogs cage free
I wish I could have the financial mindset of a rapper. Rappers have one hit song then go and buy a tiger. I got payed yesterday so this morning I splurged and got two egg McMuffins.
November 20, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I wish I could have the financial mindset of a rapper. Rappers have one hit song then go and buy a tiger. I got payed yesterday so this morning I splurged and got two egg McMuffins.