The greatest sporting achievement of our time. #saintsfc

BVB fans can probably empathise with tackling our players like this. #bvb

I hope HMRC owns a trebuchet.

Tony the Carpathian

Eton could use an international airport, Mr. Burns.

I consider 97 to be the high water mark, for all the wrong reasons. The game became unplayable when we realised that you could consistently lob the keeper with a long pass from the halfway line.

Just enough snow in Birmingham to be annoying, but not enough to cancel anything. A true commitment to mediocrity.