Owen Parsons
@owenparsons.bsky.social
writer for last week tonight, etc.
Hell yeah here's the good stuff
Total Eclipse of the Heart Played on Increasingly Smaller Rubber Chickens
Total Eclipse Of The Heart on the Chicken
YouTube video by Vinheteiro
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December 6, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Hell yeah here's the good stuff
All the nominations being announced this week make much more sense if you imagine them set to off-key carnival music; a withered man hunched in the corner playing the bone-white keys of a dark calliope
Trump is reportedly expected to nominate anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services
Trump expected to select Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead HHS
The choice will roil many public health experts after his years of touting debunked claims that vaccines cause autism.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
All the nominations being announced this week make much more sense if you imagine them set to off-key carnival music; a withered man hunched in the corner playing the bone-white keys of a dark calliope
I see we are once again in the "behold my marvelous cavalcade of freaks" stage of governance
November 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I see we are once again in the "behold my marvelous cavalcade of freaks" stage of governance
Reposted by Owen Parsons
fundamentally this is what Trump administrations are all about: the guys. there will be new guys every week. they will startle you, you'll be astounded by them, and then as quickly as they appeared they will fade into an indistinguishable mass, leaves on the forest floor.
Trump choosing a Fox anchor to be Secretary of Defense is my first real "is this a dream?" moment since election day.
November 13, 2024 at 12:39 AM
fundamentally this is what Trump administrations are all about: the guys. there will be new guys every week. they will startle you, you'll be astounded by them, and then as quickly as they appeared they will fade into an indistinguishable mass, leaves on the forest floor.
Penguin was great but could have used more scenes where a crook called in sick to the crime meeting because a guy in bat armor whipped his ass last night.
November 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Penguin was great but could have used more scenes where a crook called in sick to the crime meeting because a guy in bat armor whipped his ass last night.
Political Experts: we mustn't rush to assign blame for this election loss, it will take months of analysis to truly understand where democrats went-
Me: (spinning giant WHEEL OF BLAME) it's BISEXUAL CATHOLICS WHO DON'T TIP
Me: (spinning giant WHEEL OF BLAME) it's BISEXUAL CATHOLICS WHO DON'T TIP
November 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Political Experts: we mustn't rush to assign blame for this election loss, it will take months of analysis to truly understand where democrats went-
Me: (spinning giant WHEEL OF BLAME) it's BISEXUAL CATHOLICS WHO DON'T TIP
Me: (spinning giant WHEEL OF BLAME) it's BISEXUAL CATHOLICS WHO DON'T TIP
Reposted by Owen Parsons
Actually kind of impressive to write a tweet about something wicked that's coming this way and still not stick the landing.
May 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Actually kind of impressive to write a tweet about something wicked that's coming this way and still not stick the landing.
Reposted by Owen Parsons
From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
"HOT TO GO!" (Chappell Roan cover) • "Weird Al" Yankovic & Will Forte • THUNDERGONG! 2024
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
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November 10, 2024 at 11:21 PM
From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
America voted, and it's official: Captain Crunch is Mario's dad
November 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
America voted, and it's official: Captain Crunch is Mario's dad
When you join a new social media site but don’t want anyone to get mad at you
November 10, 2024 at 2:20 AM
When you join a new social media site but don’t want anyone to get mad at you
We spent this past election night watching the movie Ever After, which turns out is pretty fun even when you pause it every five minutes to receive psychic torture from your phone
November 7, 2024 at 2:58 AM
We spent this past election night watching the movie Ever After, which turns out is pretty fun even when you pause it every five minutes to receive psychic torture from your phone
Is it okay to post on here
October 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Is it okay to post on here