I really like this one!

please don't tell me i'm the one who planted this virus in your head with "unwise ebay browsing hours"

AppKit was my first team as an engineer at Apple, so in a sense this is a homecoming. It's also an exciting chance to work on an area of the framework that's brand new to me. Every change is bittersweet and I'm incredibly proud of the work I've done for visionOS and the people I got to do it with.

you can sing this to the tune of the TMNT theme song

you can sing "Happy Pride Month, Minnesota!" to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song

how old were you when you got your own blender