Owen (formerly of other sites)
@owenjo.bsky.social
Trying to embarrass my kids
I've heard of these gigs, but never encountered one. Did you go through a recruiter?
September 26, 2023 at 9:56 PM
I've heard of these gigs, but never encountered one. Did you go through a recruiter?
I usually puke at my desk when I start a new job for this reason
September 25, 2023 at 2:18 PM
I usually puke at my desk when I start a new job for this reason
Throwing up is a sign of a good runner (unloading extra weight to gain speed)
September 25, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Throwing up is a sign of a good runner (unloading extra weight to gain speed)
Whoop whoop. That's what I do. Have you done it before?
September 20, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Whoop whoop. That's what I do. Have you done it before?
I'm preserving culture here
September 5, 2023 at 11:42 AM
I'm preserving culture here
So you TiVo all the good soaps for night time or what?
September 4, 2023 at 7:34 PM
So you TiVo all the good soaps for night time or what?
Sure. I'll start. I enjoy the theme song. It's fun for me to put other people's names in it.
August 30, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Sure. I'll start. I enjoy the theme song. It's fun for me to put other people's names in it.
This is Xbox game pass, right?
August 26, 2023 at 1:14 AM
This is Xbox game pass, right?
When you turn 32 as a man, the government gives you a shot that increases your confidence by a factor of 10 to help you deal with being a fucking loser
August 22, 2023 at 5:43 PM
When you turn 32 as a man, the government gives you a shot that increases your confidence by a factor of 10 to help you deal with being a fucking loser
Oh I was told by at least 3 different teachers to wear other shirts.
August 18, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Oh I was told by at least 3 different teachers to wear other shirts.
Me in high school with like 2/3 of my shirts
August 18, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Me in high school with like 2/3 of my shirts
Your place is always so cozy
August 13, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Your place is always so cozy
They need to do this at Game Stop
August 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
They need to do this at Game Stop
"gimme a wet sandwich with none of the benefits"
August 7, 2023 at 2:06 PM
"gimme a wet sandwich with none of the benefits"
Tell Jeeves he should also chuck a few Oreos in that freezer.
July 29, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Tell Jeeves he should also chuck a few Oreos in that freezer.
I got a big ol one that saved my ears and neck. Wore it in the pool a lot.
July 27, 2023 at 12:08 PM
I got a big ol one that saved my ears and neck. Wore it in the pool a lot.
All it took for me was a tropical sun and I was in.
July 26, 2023 at 11:02 PM
All it took for me was a tropical sun and I was in.
Tight 90s is my favorite genre
July 25, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Tight 90s is my favorite genre
Maybe they're European now
July 20, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Maybe they're European now