Owen Hawthorne
@owenhawthorne.bsky.social
Um... Maddie suggested I do this...
Here's the thing, with a 4+ foot cock, you need pants and underwear that serve a couple functions.
1. They cover you soft.
2. They give you room to swell.
3. They still somehow cover you hard.
Otherwise, popping a boner in public gets REAL embarrassing and/or painful.
1. They cover you soft.
2. They give you room to swell.
3. They still somehow cover you hard.
Otherwise, popping a boner in public gets REAL embarrassing and/or painful.
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Here's the thing, with a 4+ foot cock, you need pants and underwear that serve a couple functions.
1. They cover you soft.
2. They give you room to swell.
3. They still somehow cover you hard.
Otherwise, popping a boner in public gets REAL embarrassing and/or painful.
1. They cover you soft.
2. They give you room to swell.
3. They still somehow cover you hard.
Otherwise, popping a boner in public gets REAL embarrassing and/or painful.
Reposted by Owen Hawthorne
You've caught the eye of a beautiful blonde at the club. Rose takes a very direct route to enticing you...
What's your next move?
Art by @loveluck.bsky.social
What's your next move?
Art by @loveluck.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You've caught the eye of a beautiful blonde at the club. Rose takes a very direct route to enticing you...
What's your next move?
Art by @loveluck.bsky.social
What's your next move?
Art by @loveluck.bsky.social
Waking up with morning wood is more of a chore when it's a redwood as opposed to an ornamental maple...
the sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woods
ALT: the sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woods
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Waking up with morning wood is more of a chore when it's a redwood as opposed to an ornamental maple...
Man, I need to get online more... Anyone interested in hearing more about life with a four-foot+ cock?
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Man, I need to get online more... Anyone interested in hearing more about life with a four-foot+ cock?
Hey, @witchymaddie.bsky.social! What's up? Been a while.
January 3, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Hey, @witchymaddie.bsky.social! What's up? Been a while.
You know, Morning Wood is a lot more of an issue when it's bumping your face and blocking your view...
October 19, 2023 at 11:58 AM
You know, Morning Wood is a lot more of an issue when it's bumping your face and blocking your view...
So... This is me. I'm Owen Hawthorne. I'm friends with @witchymaddie.bsky.social... That's me in the image. Just ignore that shadow maybe...
October 17, 2023 at 7:40 PM
So... This is me. I'm Owen Hawthorne. I'm friends with @witchymaddie.bsky.social... That's me in the image. Just ignore that shadow maybe...