Bro, I‘ve worked in Unreal Engine for 7 years and I can’t land a game dev job anywhere
Am I cooked 💀

Can anybody tell me why people don’t like the season 2 patch of Tekken 8?? I’m having a blast with it personally and I feel like the changes are pretty good for the most part (besides King and Clive of course lol)
#tekken #tekken8 #tekken8season2

Traffic jam? Well I’ve never tasted it

Spider-Man 2 releases on PC, and of course I instantly join the modding community and try and make some mods myself. I decide to make the black suit and symbiote suit’s color pallet fully customizable.
5 hours later, I’m already regretting some of my life decisions. 😀

Anybody remember Hello Neighbor?
Well, I made a fan game called “Hidden Spirits” that’s basically a complete redo of the concept. Here’s a quick gameplay trailer I made for it

youtu.be/W3QyTsL-DqE

Me (Spider-Man): Oh look! A support just ripe for the pickings!

Peni nearby: “IIIIITT’SSS SPIDER TIIIIMMMMEEE!!!!”

Me: Welp, guess it’s a 5v6 now

#marvelrivals

I love Marvel Rivals
I love how I can eliminate almost the entire enemy team with one ult and my team somehow still ends up losing a 5v1 💀

Bro, how is programming in Roblox so simple that it makes me feel genuinely stupid when I overcomplicate my scripts 😭

You deserved GOTY Balatro 😭

Tifa fans, my heart goes out to y’all. You guys were robbed by Harada. 😔

Y’know what, screw it, I’m making one of these posts as well lol
Here are some things I like:

Doctor Who
Analog horror
Digital horror
Horror movies
Ultrakill
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Game development
Legos
Fighting games
Metal Gear Rising
Mouthwashing (the horror game)
Phantom of the Opera
Mario

Love how the vtubers and pngtubers I’m getting on my feed have really well drawn characters, and here I am streaming with this lowpoly guy I made in like 1 hour in Blender

Epic Games.
I’ve devoted 6 years to your engine.
WHY DO I STILL HAVE TO BE SCARED ABOUT SIMPLY UPGRADING ENGINE VERSIONS, EVEN WITH 6 YEARS WORTH OF UPDATES??????

> I get playtesters (at least 15-20)
> They tell me the game runs fine
> I package public build
> Dozens of game breaking bug reports
Man I love Unreal Engine 5, don’t you? 🥲

> I open this app: joyous whimsy
> I open Threads: instantly see transphobia in my feed

The duality of man

So, I’m an indie game dev, right. I use Unreal Engine.
Epic Games. Tell me why it is that I can have circular dependencies in my blueprints, and the engine doesn’t crash on startup with an error telling me said circular dependencies even exist? You’d think that’d be a basic feature for developers 💀

What’s a fella gotta do around here to get some good ahh sleep 🫠

Situationship with Instagram has ended. It’s real brainrotting hours