El chupacabra

I said the same thing when Scowl took the Taco Bell money: rebellion as a marketing tool won’t last forever and artists deserve to pay rent and eat hot food not out of a bag in 2025. Secure the bag.

Yes I make this joke in some format every time a neocon eats the cosmic shit sandwich and I’ll do it again.

Conservatives encountering free speech for the first time

Honestly I saw my first cat with hulk arms on IG last week and it genuinely gave me hope for the future

One of these days, someone with right wing political views is going to produce the world's first media literate criticism of a piece of art, and instantly become the single smartest conservative that has ever lived