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Owain Glyndŵr
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Laughing at Irealand.

And then remembering who the genius’s at the WRU have lined up to play the Boks next, having ensured only half of our players will be available

#IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In the immortal words of Alex DeLarge “let’s get this fucking shite over with”

#WALvNZL

*Though even he was spared Nick Mullins on commentary.

Even Clockwork Orange wasn’t prepared to be ‘that’ unspeakably cruel.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Ok lads, this is unusual but we’re starting with Covid-19 playing 8”
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Sigh…. Reset the WRU counter again.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
At least there’s one truly insufferable 🔔🔚 who is taking losing to “a shitty little country” exactly as well as you thought he would.

#WALvJPN
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“Idea for a program. Keith Wood is surprised by various retired Ireland internationals and C list celebrities who turn up at his house unexpectedly”
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Stimpacks from Fallout are real.

And appear in every rugby match, once the merest whiff of a head impact has been sent for TMO review.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wales Fans 🤝 Ireland Fans

Wishing for a vaguely functional set piece
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“I once accidentally played international rugby for Ireland, was part of the worst functioning line out in rugby.

And then thought it would be a good idea to laugh & joke about it in a press conference”
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I reckon we would batter Guam to fuck and back
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m ready

And my expectations are less than zero

#WALvARG
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
He’s just a pair of Roy Orbison glasses way from going full Harry Hill
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
At least we can rest assured that BT Spurts will treat this England win (against an Australian team shorn of 5 or 6 starters who are yet to be released from their clubs) without getting too carried away

#ENGvAUS
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Despite what you might have thought that you heard, the optimal solution is actually 5 professional teams, which is what we, at the all knowledgeable WRU, have definitely always said all along.

Also there are no American tanks in Caroline Street”
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
As with everything though.

There are exceptions.
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
“Thank you all for coming to the ‘We Maim ‘Em Young’ 2025 Landmine manufacturers yearly award ceremony.

And now over to our keynote speaker who will be explaining how accidentally blowing up loads of innocent civilians is just like (checks notes) playing rugby?. It’s Brian O’Driscoll”
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Just when I thought the Zammit Bowl™️ couldn’t possibly be any more fundamentally unserious, I’m reminded who now plays 10 for Gloucester.

#GLOvBRI
October 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I hope he insists on belting out Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau prior to every cook.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Well that’s me far more interested in Celebrity Masterchef than the November internationals.

#AlunWynWins
October 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ok James, grinning makes you look like a cunt. Not grinning makes you look like a meth head.

Sooooooooo they media team have got another idea…..

*sounds of paper rustling in the background
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Good to see Jame Slowe has entered the “police mugshot after being busted for selling Meth” stage of his career.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“You can only imagine my surprise when I later discovered that my phone had autocorrected ‘lineout’ to ‘lingerie’ without my knowledge”
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM