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ovipositor.bsky.social
🔞Just some guy™🔞
@ovipositor.bsky.social
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️Old enough to have grandkids. Honestly I don't want to engage with anyone so unless you know me, go away. Don't follow me/like my posts hoping I'll follow/boost you; do it & get blocked
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ovipositor.bsky.social
It's really fucking fun being THE person people make strawman jokes about. So fun.
A stock photo of a person in science attire including safety goggles, gloves and a lab coat over a stripped button shirt holds a glass jar with an unknown amber liquid to their face to inspect closer while their other hand strokes their chin with a contemplative expression. The text over the the jar reads "the inherit desire to share the creative process of writing with fellow fans" while the text over the scientist reads "the 5 disorders and tramas telling me if it went badly before it will again"
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Addiction to retail therapy is no joke. I seriously have to convince myself that now is not the time to buy a novelty penis ring that gets erect when you pull on the chain.

I wouldn't even be able to wear it in public... even if it ticks off a lot of my stims... augh
The "I need it" SpongeBob SquarePants meme where a dehydrated SpongeBob is yelling with a wide open mouth and pinhole eyes as he sits at a picnic table in Sandy's underwater pocket of dry land. The image is edited to show a metal necklace photographed professionally on a plain white surface. It is segmented and in the shape of a penis, testicles included. It's on a braided leather string with a chain string with a small metal ring attached to the end of it. Bottom text in bold all caps reads "I need it"
July 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
In my defense
July 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Had to visit my fishes.
The mouth of a fresh water stream going into the ocean. The water is clear with rust-colored sediment and a large wooden plank more than half submerged sticks out. The shore has mud and silt and there are pockets of grasses in the background.
July 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
I really want to make a collage of creampie related memes for my own private collection some day. It's actually really freeing knowing you can make/collect really stupid or obscure memes without actually sharing them.
A sign written in all caps with a black marker that reads "no more creampies" while "sorry" is written beneath it smaller and in lower cap. The sign sits in an empty bakery display.
July 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Ai didn't know how lucky it was to live in a town that touches both the ocean and a river.
A rocky ocean beach during a grey cloudy evening with black rocky islands in the far distance. A cloudy evening shot of a river in the tundra on a July summer's day. There's a dirt and gravel ATV trail winding from one side of the photo to the very lip of the white water rapid.
July 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Mentally I am here
A snapshot of the tundra landscape in early July. There's fog in the distance by the ocean. In the foreground there are various greenery like willow shrubs and lichen, some scattered flowers and a sandy ATV trail
July 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
For sepm reason I misspelled gaboon viper and got a gabino one instead which has these markings. Still fun.
July 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Life is ass but stickers make me happy.
8 various stickers on a grey canvas folio. They are: a smiling frog in water with a thank-you sign over a rainbow and sun with clouds, a black cat with ladybug wings dashing over musical notes, another black cat with a floppy green wizard hat and fairy wings with the caption "gatopteso" beneath, another black cat with an orange body and tail with the caption "gatomgo" and three Dungeon Meshi related stickers. Kabru with a neutral almost bored expression eating a cherry tomato sitting over giant leaves beside a giant form with a cherry tomato, another giant tomato, his sheathed sword and a giant tomato vine with tomatoes of varied ripeness. Laios is sitting beside various kinds of large cheese, holding a giant spoon with a piece of cheesecake with red syrup, he's tasting the syrup with a finger. Behind him is a giant version of his sword Kensuke and the giant slice of cheesecake has a blackberry garnish with blackberry syrup over it. Finally, there's a separate stick of an uncheathed Kensuke with the winged lion guard, and two purple and violet flowers around it. A large sticker over a canvas folio of Falin in her Chimera form holding Marcille bridal style in her dungeon lorn dress with blood coating her feet to her ankles, she is holding her staff Ambrosia. There's another sticker lower down of Ambrosia alone with two purple flowers growing out of it as well as the twin leaf growth at the top.
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Low stakes doodle, did look at references just not during the actual drawing. Absolutely no idea what the fins are doing.
May 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Honestly love this little Sticker from Bibi, it's so neat it sticks to my canvas folio
A Supernote Nomad within the canvas folio with a sticker of a cartoon-style green frog holding the note "thank you!" While in shallow water with a sun, rainbow and threw clouds overhead. The frog has a closed, curved smile with pink dots over the cheeks to represent blush.
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Some Supernote doodles. It isn't that I think my stuff would get used, it's that I can't find an android-glaze alternative and frankly forgot to DIY one since I deleted my phone's drawing apps.
Grayscale drawings of the pokemon Venonat and Weedle. Venonat's right antenna is curled inwards into a semi-circle but it is otherwise on the generic pose. Weedle is drawn upsidedown.
May 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Just got @bibicosplays.bsky.social 's lovely gorgeous compression gloves and compression wrist brace (not pictured) and they're sooo much better than the ones I had previously (I ordered a few places) I feel like I'll be able to actually use them and get relief, thank you 🥺🩵
April 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Mentally I'm still here.
A photo of an Arctic raven in winter. It's a sunny with lots of pristine snow that looks blue-geey in the shade. it's perched on a small dish.
April 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Wow... It's not like BPD isn't alright deeply stigmatized and villainized. Not like there's a steady rise in ableism in the past few years focusing on cluster B and med-dependant disorders....
March 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
A picture of a lighter with the hide of a white mouse being used as its cover with the butt end being the opening from where the lighter sticks out. The legs and tail were kept in the hide. Above text reads "how native are you?" and bottom text says "this native"
March 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Idk it made sense at that time
a closeup collage of two different shots of the little girl with glitter makeup reaction picture. She has glittery light purple makeup with actual glitter stuck over her lashes and eyelids, and mauve lipstick on. In the picture on the left her eyes are to the side and no smile while the one on the right is the more iconic one where she faces the camera with a tight close mouthed smile. Black text over the left picture reads "existential crisis" and the text on the left reads "being silly online"
March 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Last three or so fics had meh and random titles. They also took forever to think of.

But man, not the next one, that baby was thought up 500 words in and gets to convey exactly what the fuck it's about.
A cropped screen shot of a good docs file titled "Honeysuckle"
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Whyyyy put that there just add it to the package
March 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
I fucking hate this site bc these fuckos never miss. And y'all can't even say the word c o m m i t t i o n
March 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ovipositor.bsky.social
There's like 13 subscriptions to my smut and now that the smut is out I'm here like
A stick figure drawing of a person sitting on the edge of something with their hands on their lap and head to the side as they smile with a closed mouth and long lashes
March 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
I have never loved a plush more in my life.
March 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
Why are they so damn cute
The magnetic keychain Raichu and Alolan Raichu plush set. They are posed to look as though they're holding each other's tails, Raichu has his tongue out while the Alolan Raichu has an o-shaped open mouth.
March 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ovipositor.bsky.social
www.facebook.com/share/p/12Fq...

Would love reposts rather than sharing from here but this is important. I have my own horror stories from there including sexual harassment and my things being stolen by staff.
March 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Recently went back on Facebook and I think I'm really glad I came back tbh, where else can you see this? The post was deleted bc well... Yeah, but not before hundreds of shares and comments 😭 I would drink this bc that man's face is priceless
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM