“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
but it’s me trying to fix my parents’ computer over the phone

The Proclaimers:
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more

Me:

It’s only a tot if it’s from the Tottenham district of London. Otherwise it’s just a cylindrical hash brown.

The thing about the #NYCelection that NO ONE is talking about?

When you vote, you get a surprisingly good pen

Hear me out…
GrandMOTHERDISCO
10am - 4pm
Vintage disco tracks
Sensible shoes
Maybe a light jacket, it could get cold
Herbal tea bar
Werther’s Originals everywhere

If you stay streaming, you ain’t got to GET streaming.

#allstars #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace #rpdr #rpdrmemes

Conclave is just John Lithgow’s audition tape for the live action Hunchback of Notre Dame