Bobby Oppenheimer is that you? Get yer country ass over here, my mama said you did a racism. You did an imperialism. You did a nationalism. You did a xenophobia. You did a white fragility. You did a weak apology. You did a no growth.

It is essential to the long term success of this app that we give our invite codes to insane people

You actually can post gifs here. You just have to thread three hundred and thirty six screens shots and then scroll through them at 24 fps

Fireworks should be replaced by actual artillery. I unironically love the sound. I want them to fine tune the shell bursts to the frequency of my chest cavity so that the vibrations levitate me out of bed. I love it i will sleep like an infant. Smile on my face. Never met a dog I liked.

Driving through Canada. I can now give first hand empirical verification that other countries continue to exist on the Fourth. Unclear if this is because of my presence or if they are somehow able to sustain themselves temporarily on their own.

This is a really good movie you should watch if you can (you probably can’t)

Just trying to think of something clever before I start tweeting over here. Give me a minute

It’s really not the same as twitter here. I’ve had an account for about an hour and Simon Kuestenmacher hasn’t followed me yet.