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Guy: “I have to fall asleep to noise I hate silence.”

Girl: “Have you guys heard of brown noise?”

Guy 2: “Haha what? …..does it make you poop?”

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February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
friend (pissed that Duke is winnng): “Duke is always good; every sport. Are all the guys at Duke like really smart too?”

next friend: “Yes.”

last friend: “No. Kyrie Irving literally still thinks the earth is flat.”

#overheard #rva #roundearth
February 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“He took me to Buckhead’s. He’s the one.”

Heard at Northside Grille
#rva #overheard #datenight
February 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“These paper towels are 8 for $16 at Kroger and then I went to Home Depot and they had 12 rolls for $22. Like what’s cheaper?”

“I don’t know I only know weed or cocaine math. I don’t know paper towel math.”

#overheard #rva #mathishard
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Overheard on Main Street in fan

“They need to make an invention to help people with red wine teeth.”

“It’s called white wine.”
#rva #overheard
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Reposted
Teenager on the bus: I think Claire likes me.
His friend: No mate.
Teenager: Why?
His friend: Claire likes girls.
Teenager: Whaaaat?
His friend: Ain't nothin' wrong with that bruv. So do we.
January 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM