Overheard People
@overheardpeople.bsky.social
An exercise in eavesdropping.
Posts pre 04/01/2025 imported from Twitter.
Posts pre 04/01/2025 imported from Twitter.
"How to explain the relationship, she was the grandmother of a family friend, she makes the beans of my life."
"So can I taste the beans?"
"No I didn't get the recipe before she died."
"So can I taste the beans?"
"No I didn't get the recipe before she died."
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"How to explain the relationship, she was the grandmother of a family friend, she makes the beans of my life."
"So can I taste the beans?"
"No I didn't get the recipe before she died."
"So can I taste the beans?"
"No I didn't get the recipe before she died."
"Oh my God why's your phone in the fridge, and why does she know that?!"
September 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Oh my God why's your phone in the fridge, and why does she know that?!"
"You know what keeps popping up on my for you page, and it's really bad, ferrets. I really want a ferret."
August 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"You know what keeps popping up on my for you page, and it's really bad, ferrets. I really want a ferret."
"Harrogate is amazing, because Harrogate is lovely, so walking round Harrogate is lovely."
August 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"Harrogate is amazing, because Harrogate is lovely, so walking round Harrogate is lovely."
"If I was a mosquito I would bite you, you look juicy."
May 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"If I was a mosquito I would bite you, you look juicy."
"I wish we could live in Highgate. It's so expensive there. I like it."
West Ealing
West Ealing
February 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"I wish we could live in Highgate. It's so expensive there. I like it."
West Ealing
West Ealing
"You allright?"
"Yeah, you off on Tuesday Yeah?"
"Yeah, it's a little village called Chateau Day."
- Ealing
"Yeah, you off on Tuesday Yeah?"
"Yeah, it's a little village called Chateau Day."
- Ealing
January 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"You allright?"
"Yeah, you off on Tuesday Yeah?"
"Yeah, it's a little village called Chateau Day."
- Ealing
"Yeah, you off on Tuesday Yeah?"
"Yeah, it's a little village called Chateau Day."
- Ealing
"Mummy, what's your favourite arthropod?"
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Mummy, what's your favourite arthropod?"
"Daddy, why do people keep giving me presents?"
- Heard on Dec 29th.
- Heard on Dec 29th.
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"Daddy, why do people keep giving me presents?"
- Heard on Dec 29th.
- Heard on Dec 29th.
"They called it the woke virus something, woke something something virus."
January 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"They called it the woke virus something, woke something something virus."
"Nah cos I've got work tomorrow and I've gotta be compos mentis."
January 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Nah cos I've got work tomorrow and I've gotta be compos mentis."
"Sometimes they don't accept American Express."
Fireworks in Chiswick
Fireworks in Chiswick
January 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"Sometimes they don't accept American Express."
Fireworks in Chiswick
Fireworks in Chiswick
January 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"His third wife was a very beautiful Norwegian lady."
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"His third wife was a very beautiful Norwegian lady."
"I love her, I do, I really love her.
Right, anyway, I've got probation."
- Guy drinking can outside supermarket at 9am
Right, anyway, I've got probation."
- Guy drinking can outside supermarket at 9am
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"I love her, I do, I really love her.
Right, anyway, I've got probation."
- Guy drinking can outside supermarket at 9am
Right, anyway, I've got probation."
- Guy drinking can outside supermarket at 9am
"Obviously not yeah, cos you look like your dad."
"Nah cos the only thing once got from his is my eyes."
"Nah cos the only thing once got from his is my eyes."
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"Obviously not yeah, cos you look like your dad."
"Nah cos the only thing once got from his is my eyes."
"Nah cos the only thing once got from his is my eyes."
"My friend was like, if you don't drink to get drunk, it's wasted calories. Its like a gay thing. "
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"My friend was like, if you don't drink to get drunk, it's wasted calories. Its like a gay thing. "
"I can't wait to be rich enough to like, screw other people out of money."
#OverheardinthePub
#Hanwell
#OverheardinthePub
#Hanwell
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"I can't wait to be rich enough to like, screw other people out of money."
#OverheardinthePub
#Hanwell
#OverheardinthePub
#Hanwell
"Two years of pain, for decades of good."
"It really depends, what will they say, what is the plan."
"We really don't know. "
#overheardintheplayground
"It really depends, what will they say, what is the plan."
"We really don't know. "
#overheardintheplayground
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"Two years of pain, for decades of good."
"It really depends, what will they say, what is the plan."
"We really don't know. "
#overheardintheplayground
"It really depends, what will they say, what is the plan."
"We really don't know. "
#overheardintheplayground
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"They're lucky though, cos some people go the opposite way, go absolutely silly and don't come home for three days."
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"They're lucky though, cos some people go the opposite way, go absolutely silly and don't come home for three days."
"You're the one that wants me to start thinking about this as a nice thing!"
#CuttySark
#CuttySark
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"You're the one that wants me to start thinking about this as a nice thing!"
#CuttySark
#CuttySark
"Marcus, I'm not negotiating with you at this time of night about your laptop."
#GreenwicComedyFestival
#GreenwicComedyFestival
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"Marcus, I'm not negotiating with you at this time of night about your laptop."
#GreenwicComedyFestival
#GreenwicComedyFestival