"By the way. Even pushed myself out of energy drinks. So I am cleaning myself up.

I have been importing Spindrift so...."

"This card right here! So many people have become billionares by pulling it! Both by how much the card is worth and the views!

...I should do that more, yes. I just want to show I can do stuff on my own first."

"Nah. He's called the Hat Man. He appears in peoples dreams worldwide.

And no one knows his purpose so-"

"Kingchester. Kingchester. Kingchester. Kingchester.

Kingchesters in the floor. Kingchesters in the ceiling. Kingchesters in my girlfriends breakfast. Kingchesters in the sun.

WHERE'S THE QUEENCHESTERS!?

AND I AM NOT SPEAKING GERMAN FOR REPEATING KINGCHESTERS, BLUESKY!"

"Had a headache yesterday that I had to lay on Kiwis lap all day so... I am back. But only she gets to touch this outfit. I'm just celebrating today." #MaidMonday

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Blink. Blink.

"...Whatever it is, it must be bad."

She put her foot on something and she picked up... oh no... /that/ movie!?

"Kiwi, can we watch this? Which one of us bought this? I don't remember buying this!"

Leaked footage of Kiwi after erasing anything that slightly annoys her:

"B-But... LOOK AT IT! How is she gonna react!?!"

[𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓽 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵]

~Not new to verse/character
~ A #BernMun creation
~ #NSORP|#MVRP
~Ships w/chem
~Earned Lewd
~N/SFW
~Dark theme warning
~Multiverse friendly
~Serious/Crack

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