Ben
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Not a Laurent Robert fan account, but I should be
There's a chance we finish 5th and Man Utd win the Uefa Cup. Taking away a European competition, again.
April 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There's a chance we finish 5th and Man Utd win the Uefa Cup. Taking away a European competition, again.
For once I'm right. Unsure if it's such a small distance though.
Cannot be arsed watching this tbh. Knew it was going to be shit. Villa are better than us by a small distance tbh.
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
For once I'm right. Unsure if it's such a small distance though.
Cannot be arsed watching this tbh. Knew it was going to be shit. Villa are better than us by a small distance tbh.
April 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Cannot be arsed watching this tbh. Knew it was going to be shit. Villa are better than us by a small distance tbh.
Delighted to watch PSG win tonight but make no mistake, Liverpool will run through nufc like a blade of fire from the depths of hell this weekend . I'm not even being dramatic
March 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Delighted to watch PSG win tonight but make no mistake, Liverpool will run through nufc like a blade of fire from the depths of hell this weekend . I'm not even being dramatic
Got the wordle in 2 today so even if we get pumped on Sunday it's not all bad
March 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Got the wordle in 2 today so even if we get pumped on Sunday it's not all bad
I know it's stupid because they're always just empty platitudes but Gordon not giving an apology out after dropping our chances of any success in the final has irked me
March 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I know it's stupid because they're always just empty platitudes but Gordon not giving an apology out after dropping our chances of any success in the final has irked me
So when Villa win the FA cup and go further in the CL than we did.. and possibly still finish above us.. I wonder if this post will still just be moaning about nothing
Aston Villa can do this in January to move forward, while #nufc haven't made a first time signing in 3 successive windows whilst arguably becoming weaker all over the pitch. Comparison isn't the best judge but it's frustrating in honesty.
March 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So when Villa win the FA cup and go further in the CL than we did.. and possibly still finish above us.. I wonder if this post will still just be moaning about nothing
Musk is an evil man, but this app has absolutely zero sauce. Hours after the game and not even a quite from Howe never mind a video on the timeline. I want to know what that cuck has said.
March 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Musk is an evil man, but this app has absolutely zero sauce. Hours after the game and not even a quite from Howe never mind a video on the timeline. I want to know what that cuck has said.
I fucking hate this team so much, miss being shit at least there wasn't any hope or expectation
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I fucking hate this team so much, miss being shit at least there wasn't any hope or expectation
Quite simply one of the best singles going. Great record. Great band.
open.spotify.com/track/2jlJVA...
open.spotify.com/track/2jlJVA...
Mulder and Scully
Catatonia · International Velvet · Song · 1998
open.spotify.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Quite simply one of the best singles going. Great record. Great band.
open.spotify.com/track/2jlJVA...
open.spotify.com/track/2jlJVA...
Liverpool are going to embarrass this side at Wembley. All the momentum is gone and all the problems that have been there outside of the winning run are on show. Shame. Ah well.
February 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Liverpool are going to embarrass this side at Wembley. All the momentum is gone and all the problems that have been there outside of the winning run are on show. Shame. Ah well.
Don't allow an aging player to leave, keep him until the end of the season. No, new contract. Then drop him after a game where no one showed up.
It's like they haven't got a clue.
It's like they haven't got a clue.
February 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Don't allow an aging player to leave, keep him until the end of the season. No, new contract. Then drop him after a game where no one showed up.
It's like they haven't got a clue.
It's like they haven't got a clue.
Haven't been here since they beat us. The football was shite but the pints were alright.
February 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Haven't been here since they beat us. The football was shite but the pints were alright.
Since being off twitter for a few months I feel like I know absolutely nothing going on in football other than a few bits of nufc info.. I don't want to use that appz and won't, but this money doesn't have the sauce
February 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Since being off twitter for a few months I feel like I know absolutely nothing going on in football other than a few bits of nufc info.. I don't want to use that appz and won't, but this money doesn't have the sauce
Best, and most important, part of this game was Trippier not only rolling back the years in his performance but also taking the piss all evening and wrecking some heads #nufc
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Best, and most important, part of this game was Trippier not only rolling back the years in his performance but also taking the piss all evening and wrecking some heads #nufc
I absolutely love Jacob Murphy. Couldn't be happier he's proved nearly everybody wrong and is having a wonderful season
February 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I absolutely love Jacob Murphy. Couldn't be happier he's proved nearly everybody wrong and is having a wonderful season
If Liverpool get through I think it's only fair they're not allowed to play Darwin Nunez so he can wield his weird magic
February 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If Liverpool get through I think it's only fair they're not allowed to play Darwin Nunez so he can wield his weird magic
Aston Villa can do this in January to move forward, while #nufc haven't made a first time signing in 3 successive windows whilst arguably becoming weaker all over the pitch. Comparison isn't the best judge but it's frustrating in honesty.
February 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Aston Villa can do this in January to move forward, while #nufc haven't made a first time signing in 3 successive windows whilst arguably becoming weaker all over the pitch. Comparison isn't the best judge but it's frustrating in honesty.
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A Premier League footballer in his 30s just scored for Arsenal
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A Premier League footballer in his 30s just scored for Arsenal
It's really nice to see all the positive messages and thank you's to Almiron. A player that tried hard under some poor times at the club.
But christ, it'll be nice to never see him play for us again.
But christ, it'll be nice to never see him play for us again.
January 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's really nice to see all the positive messages and thank you's to Almiron. A player that tried hard under some poor times at the club.
But christ, it'll be nice to never see him play for us again.
But christ, it'll be nice to never see him play for us again.
Justin Kluivert seems like a lovely lad. I absolutely hate him
January 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Justin Kluivert seems like a lovely lad. I absolutely hate him
Not the nicest watch. Bournemouth just better, as they seemingly always are when we play them.
Hard to criticize after this run really, but the defense has been shaky at best.
Hard to criticize after this run really, but the defense has been shaky at best.
January 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Not the nicest watch. Bournemouth just better, as they seemingly always are when we play them.
Hard to criticize after this run really, but the defense has been shaky at best.
Hard to criticize after this run really, but the defense has been shaky at best.
Wolves players with the heat map of gazpacho soup. 8 players in their own box at any given time here.
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wolves players with the heat map of gazpacho soup. 8 players in their own box at any given time here.