Joe Dillon
outurnate.com
Joe Dillon
@outurnate.com
definitely a real human person yes
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If people keep pushing AI vibe coded slop imagine how much money us cybersecurity nerds are gonna make

Chat, it's going to be a very prosperous couple of decades
September 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Absolutely raging right now. I purchased the @winrar-rarlab.bsky.social backpack thingy and it can barely hold two (2) thingies of mayonnaise.

I always, at minimum, carry two thingies mayonnaise. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my other thingy of mayonnaise?
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Squirrels don't poop
July 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The microwave is a failed invention. Too many limitations. Metal? Don't put it in there. Frozen food? The microwave instructions on the box just says "not recommended". Can't even run the thing with the door open - how else am I supposed to cook my whole turkey?
June 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
streetlights aren't real
April 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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you can fit a lot of malware inside a computer
March 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
would a uranium knife be a nuclear weapon
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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USB-C:
🚀 we created one cable to replace all!

🤖 oh ya each cable charges at a different speed, and others do data, there's also thunderbolt! and don't forget video...

⁉️ tell them apart? no they all look exactly the same! even your computer can't tell you the difference! isn't that great!
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if I had a time machine I'd probably send all my fast food sauce packets back to some medieval village. it would give historians a puzzle, and wiglaf the medieval peasant would get to experience flavor. it's a win-win
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
shrimp scampi
January 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM