I would let the whole world burn before I'd turn on my dog, but I am also a terrible person, so take that information for what you will.
February 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I would let the whole world burn before I'd turn on my dog, but I am also a terrible person, so take that information for what you will.
For men, maybe. Rich men.
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
For men, maybe. Rich men.
I used to hate this dungeon, but as I got better I really began to enjoy going through it with first time sprouts, not in a sadistic way but in a I-felt-useful way. Anyhow, end of an era.
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I used to hate this dungeon, but as I got better I really began to enjoy going through it with first time sprouts, not in a sadistic way but in a I-felt-useful way. Anyhow, end of an era.
Not only is it practical, you benefit the system by training the child to see money as the end goal, not the means to pursue a goal. That way they won't be disappointed when they can retire at 75 and claim their 401k and it isn't enough to do anything. They got the money, they won!
January 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Not only is it practical, you benefit the system by training the child to see money as the end goal, not the means to pursue a goal. That way they won't be disappointed when they can retire at 75 and claim their 401k and it isn't enough to do anything. They got the money, they won!
Gotta throw that "and I do" in there in case her supporters start to worry that her statement was genuine empathy, and not political banner waving.
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Gotta throw that "and I do" in there in case her supporters start to worry that her statement was genuine empathy, and not political banner waving.
I should be happy, but for some reason I despise phonies almost as much, if not more, than fascists.
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I should be happy, but for some reason I despise phonies almost as much, if not more, than fascists.
More like Bro-torching, am I right? *Slaps thigh and winces*
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
More like Bro-torching, am I right? *Slaps thigh and winces*
His "I'M fine" resonates so hard with me. People catch me crying at my desk and think my grandma died or something. "Nah, I'm good, just everything else is all wrong."
January 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
His "I'M fine" resonates so hard with me. People catch me crying at my desk and think my grandma died or something. "Nah, I'm good, just everything else is all wrong."
I lost my tiny violin when running from their gunshots.
January 26, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I lost my tiny violin when running from their gunshots.
Could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could you could now damnit.
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could you could now damnit.
Every time he plays moral authority to his party I wanna scream "Bitch, YOU STARTED THIS!"
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Every time he plays moral authority to his party I wanna scream "Bitch, YOU STARTED THIS!"
I don't know who wrote this for him, but America isn't shining, you fuckwit, we're burning.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I don't know who wrote this for him, but America isn't shining, you fuckwit, we're burning.
That's comforting to hear, it's hard sometimes to not feel abandoned by those actively serving, and we need people with experience to help us. Thank you for continuing to serve 🙏🏻
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
That's comforting to hear, it's hard sometimes to not feel abandoned by those actively serving, and we need people with experience to help us. Thank you for continuing to serve 🙏🏻
So, even from their perspective all that slaughter, all those lives, it was for NOTHING. It was never forgivable or justified, but this still somehow makes me more angry.
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
So, even from their perspective all that slaughter, all those lives, it was for NOTHING. It was never forgivable or justified, but this still somehow makes me more angry.
Maybe he means he will take the shot?? Maybe? 🥺 Please?
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Maybe he means he will take the shot?? Maybe? 🥺 Please?
Surely Denmark has allies, And I thought the idea of the UN came up to stop this shit. Please, I repeat if we can't be saved then at least could we be stopped? I don't know what to do 😭
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Surely Denmark has allies, And I thought the idea of the UN came up to stop this shit. Please, I repeat if we can't be saved then at least could we be stopped? I don't know what to do 😭
I too loved america, and mourn it daily.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I too loved america, and mourn it daily.
We aren't worth it, France, please maintain your dignity. We need all of you to stand up to us. T_T
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We aren't worth it, France, please maintain your dignity. We need all of you to stand up to us. T_T
Great, another judgy fucker.
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Great, another judgy fucker.
While actually an interesting story, this headline reads like a Cards Against Humanity hand.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
While actually an interesting story, this headline reads like a Cards Against Humanity hand.
We sure it isn't supposed to say "woman" finds RFKJr. irresistible. Because just looking at him is a turn off, and when he speaks I can feel my very glands drying up so that I may never self-lubricate again.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We sure it isn't supposed to say "woman" finds RFKJr. irresistible. Because just looking at him is a turn off, and when he speaks I can feel my very glands drying up so that I may never self-lubricate again.
Unfortunately, you aren't asking anything the rest of us Americans have been asking since 2016. If you get an answer, please let us know. My running theory is that social media has cultivated a philosophy that doing the right thing is not nearly as important as "BEING" right. They can't admit a oops
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Unfortunately, you aren't asking anything the rest of us Americans have been asking since 2016. If you get an answer, please let us know. My running theory is that social media has cultivated a philosophy that doing the right thing is not nearly as important as "BEING" right. They can't admit a oops