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dreams can become reality… #lasercutting #tractor_feed #trypophobia
An image of a laser cutter making lines and holes in paper. A hand holding a sheet of paper that is entirely tractor feed pinfeed holes. Two hands gently separating strips of perforated paper.
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia
A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Drawing of an anthropomorphic airplane enjoying a steaming hot mug of jet fuel at a cafe. In the background, an airplane barista is seen operating a Boeing branded espresso machine. A Corcorde and a Tu-144 are sitting at a table, chatting. A menu below the counter reads “McDonnell Mocha 5 - Black Box Espresso 6 - Turbulent Steamer 5.”
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Ancient Summerians
Two conservatively dressed anthropomorphic canines holding up signs displaying the Toyota logo and the text “Keep the “Summer” in “Toyota Summer Sales Event”
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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A cartoon drawing of an anthropomorphic wolf wearing a tweed sports coat with leather elbow patches. He is seated in a row of airplane seats, thoughtfully reading an issue of the literary magazine "Granta." The cover depicts a crazed werewolf with a TV antenna on his head, aiming a remote control beside a TV set. Text above him reads "W'aerialwolves- New Fiction."
October 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
Monochrome cartoon drawing of an anthropomorphic coyote feeding an IBM punchcard into the tummy of a flustered Protogen. Behind them, an IBM punchcard reads “POLISHES YOUR SNOUTGLASS”
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Two anthropomorphic canines, identical in appearance with matching glasses. suits, and hairstyles, flank a "Reception" sign at a desk. A handmade sign hastily taped below them reads "YES WE HAVE SEEN JODOROWSKY'S 'THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.' NO WE WILL NOT POSE FOR PHOTOGRAPHS"
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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outside wolf
A scanned image of a sketchpage. The early life cycle of a wolf is depicted in drawings and text: "Take a wolf." [a quadrupedal wolf.] "Make him bipedal." [He is standing on two plantigrade legs.] "Dress him in clothes from the department store." [He wears pants and a rugby shirt, one leg propped up on a small box.] "Give him a 20 year long interdisciplinary education." [He is seen as a high school math student, looking at a wall clock while using a graphing calculator. As a college student, timing the movement of a film development can. As a graduate student, looking at mortarboards being tossed in the air.] "He is now ready to go outside!" [He is once again on all fours, albeit still in bidepal form, wearing kneepads and a harness which reads "MASTER'S DEGREE- OK TO PET."
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A photograph of a drawing propped up atop a drink coaster. It is a drawing of foxes playing on the computer. An inset drawing of the computer screen shows text reading “Oregon Tail- Start- You have: A- a partial. B- a fullsuit C- a taursuit.” Three quadrupedal foxes above them walk along with two biting the tails of the first and second in line. The first looks back incredulously.
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Signing event
A cartoon drawing of an author's signing event at a bookstore. A poster depicting multiple images of a cat with the text "MEOW II - Dog Delillo" is propped up behind an anthropomorphic canine signing books at a table. An anthropomorphic wolf, an anthropomorphic airliner, and an unknown bipedal creature in a biohazard suit await the author, each hold a book. The airliner is holding a book titled "WHITE NOSE."
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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A drawn screenshot of a posting from a fictional microblogging site. An icon depicts a robot holding up a cell phone, next to their handle "Robot27B4F5-X2". They are posting a screenshot from an online shopping site offering a product titled "Robot Repair Kit WXYNDCRTT DIY, Home, Mechanical Kit, Restore The Robot, Automaton, Fashion." It is a tool kit and various hand tools, oils, and cigarettes. The text of the robot's post reads "this would fix me"
September 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Seethe Mate
Cartoon drawing of a catalog listing for a product called Seethe Mate. A toaster-sized appliance resembling a snout is pictured atop a nightstand, plugged into an outlet behind it. An anthropomorphic wolf looks on with weary yet alert eyes and a complicated expression ofwakefulness. A though bubble shows him standing next to a giant wolf expressing air through his teeth. Text atop the drawing reads thusly: "Stay up all night! Seethe Mate™ Makes Seething Sounds To Help Reduce Sleep. PERFECT FOR COUNTRY DWELLERS or heavy sleepers. A most un-tranquil sound of air hissing through teeth helps mask relaxing ambiance. Unadjustable, random, variable tone (cannot be turned down or off.) 20-220 volts, AC and/or DC, mixed aluminum and copper internal wiring. May smoke or slightly melt."
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Mr. Tuna's New Year's Eve Bash
A page of cartoon doodles. At upper left, an anthropomorphic canine wearing a rugby shirt faces the viewer as if they are opening a cabinet. Text behind them reads "pov:" Text below them reads "you are a tuna fish sandwich." To the right, a drawing of a snapshot depicting a lackluster NYE celebration where various creatures watch a giant jar of mayonnaise descend a pole onto a model of a quadrupedal tuna fish. Below it, a canine licks his pinky finger while eating a sandwich. To the left, a can of tuna is depicted, with the same quadrupedal tuna on the front. Text on it reads 'Mr. Tuna - in mayonnaise - WIN CONCERT TICKETS TO MR. TUNA'S NEW YEARS EVE BASH!"
September 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Various sketchbook drawings, August 2025
A single image containing two separate scanned images from a sketchbook. At top, a drawing of three anthropomorphic wolves walking hand in hand; the first two are mammals and the third is a pooltoy. The first two say, "We're not poly!" The pooltoy says, "Unless you mean it literally." The second image shows a bipedal digitigrade wolf carrying a large Winco-branded sack on his back. He spots a sign which reads "Attention- From June 1 onward, you must use reusable gunny sacks." A single image containing two separate scanned images from a sketchbook. The first is a three panel comic. The first panel reads "WAYS OF COMPARTMENTALIZING" with a wolf holding up a camera, saying, "viewfinder." The second panel has three separate characters speaking in speech bubbles, with the first and third censored. The second can be read: "Insisting on one language." The third panel features a calendar with several colored marks on multiple days, but never overlapping each other. A wolf reads "Keeping friendgroups separate." The second image shows a horse with an enormous canid mouth happily approaching a bowl of largely granular food which has HORSE written on it. A bag of horse food is present to the right of them. It reads "For Beautiful Life- Oat Horsemeal" A hybrid shark-canid creature holds up a bag titled "Shark Hoover CHUM BAGS." An anthropomorphic shark vacuums with a shark-shaped vacuum cleaner. A page of doodles dated August 31st, 2025. At top are seven views of milk cartons. Milk 2%, Milk 1%, Milk 0%, Milk -1%, Milk Summer (thong design), President Milk (Brazilian-style presidential sash design,) Safety Milk (seatbelt design.) Below these, an anthropomorphic fox holds out his hands, facing the viewer, stating "This can be a good thing or a bad thing." Around him, various canids are pictured holding snouts and expressing themselves.
September 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Rolling Signifiers, from 2017.

It is a continual honor to be able to express my thoughts and reflections on past aesthetics and technological changes with you all. I hope that we can all look to the past in its entirety for both its strengths and the hard-won lessons learned as we advance forward.
Three thought balloon-format frames depicting anthropomorphic canines adjusting their neckties in front of bathroom mirrors, with coloring and technology suggesting their settings being in the 1950s, 1980s, and late 2010's. Each is wearing a neon turquoise tie. The one from the 2010s is thinking of the 1980s. The one from the 1980s is thinking of the 1950s.
September 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Third encore
A three panel comic of a wolf talking with a therapist. In the first panel he says "I'm learning a second language." The therapist says, "New or French Again?" In the third panel, he says French again, but it is obscured by French subtitles saying "ENCORE FRANÇAISE." Two anthropomorphic wolves hold up four television sets between them, with each displaying 20 in a different typeface. Text below them reads "quatre-vingts" (eighty, in English.)
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Two anthropomorphic canines run hand in hand Akbar & Jeff style. There are wearing shirts that proclaim “Nothing Burger” and “Everything Bagel,” respectively.
August 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I set the time myself
A cartoon drawing of a wolf crossing his fingers while standing, crossing his fingers with eyes closed, and looking at the viewer while holding an analog wall clock.
August 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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2016 and I still haven’t pupgraded
A sequential drawing of an anthropomorphic dog transforming into a computer CPU tower. Text above it reads “COMPUTAMORPHS- It’s time to pupgrade…”
August 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Gomenklatura
Two anthropomorphic canines pose in apologetic postures. One is wearing a pin of the Soviet Union on his lapel, and an international passport is poking from his pocket. The other wears a red handkerchief tied around his neck, and sports a Zenit SLR camera off his shoulder. Behind them, a ZIL limousine is visible.
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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A picture of a bulletin board at Five Guys with drawings pinned to it. A critter wearing a hat is seen at left. At right, an alien canine gazes leftward past a satellite dish; their anthro proximity sensors are pegged by the presence of the first fellow.
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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A drawing depicting four farthest-flung locales visited by the artist. At north, an anthropomorphic wolf squints into the wind, facing the viewer, standing in the grass on a bluff overlooking the north sea. An entry to an abandoned UKWMO monitoring station is behind him. At east, the same wolf faces an Ampelmann display in Berlin. Some buildings and the Fernsehenturm are behind it. At south, a rambunctious young wolf is shown jumping on a hotel bed in Orlando, Florida. At west, an Embrarer EMB-120 descends into the clouds on approach to the airport in Eureka, California.
August 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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A doodle of a werewolf transforming, lit by the full moon. A software dialogue window is present in the lower center of the image, reading "Apply transformation? No - Cancel - Yes." Yes is highlighted.
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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A scan of a doodle from a sketchbook. Text at top reads, "What comes out when you face a blank page?" There are many individual drawings with text next to them. Clockwise; from upper left: "An eBay search?" next to a drawing of a JVC HR-C3 VHS-C videocassette recorder. A quadrupedal husky dog thinks of a bone with the text "Good Ideas?" Below him, "Typical themes? Actualities?" above a dog reading a newspaper titled Cette Jour and with a protogen ad on the back. Two anthropomorphic canines are seen looking at a laptop computer, next to the text "People out in the world?" Next, a wolf listens to music on headphones, next to the text "Song Lyrics?" while holding a record jacket titled "Pants Metheny Group" featuring a drawing of jeans on the cover. Finally, at center, a blushing wolf hides behind a large sketchbook while holding a pen and meeting the viewer's gaze, next to the text "(secret ideas?)"
August 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM