@outofcontextquotes.bsky.social
"What are lobsters if not farmers of the sea?" -Aliah
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 AM
"What are lobsters if not farmers of the sea?" -Aliah
"Lincoln was a really good boxer." -JD
"And target." -Madi
"And target." -Madi
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"Lincoln was a really good boxer." -JD
"And target." -Madi
"And target." -Madi
"How many frogs did you fuck before they put fluoride in the water?!" -Garrett
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
"How many frogs did you fuck before they put fluoride in the water?!" -Garrett
"I always get the short end of the stick! I can't even get circumcised for money!" -Madi
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"I always get the short end of the stick! I can't even get circumcised for money!" -Madi
"I want my foreskin back!" -JD
"Fellas, fellas, were our characters cut or uncut?" -Garrett
"I need a gun." -Madi
"Fellas, fellas, were our characters cut or uncut?" -Garrett
"I need a gun." -Madi
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"I want my foreskin back!" -JD
"Fellas, fellas, were our characters cut or uncut?" -Garrett
"I need a gun." -Madi
"Fellas, fellas, were our characters cut or uncut?" -Garrett
"I need a gun." -Madi
"Concerning George Washington's cock: I notice there's no foreskin." -Kody
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"Concerning George Washington's cock: I notice there's no foreskin." -Kody
"I'll put it in the middle of us like a weird bukkake thing" -Aliah
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
"I'll put it in the middle of us like a weird bukkake thing" -Aliah
"Men can jizz on other men!" -Kass
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
"Men can jizz on other men!" -Kass
"Aliah, how's this part go during the orgy fest?" -Sarah
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
"Aliah, how's this part go during the orgy fest?" -Sarah
"Every hole was farting." -Sarah
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Every hole was farting." -Sarah
"My autism is telling me suicide is the answer." -Kody
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"My autism is telling me suicide is the answer." -Kody
"I think Kaden would be sad if he missed the squad orgy." -Peebles
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"I think Kaden would be sad if he missed the squad orgy." -Peebles
"Not to sound depressed but I want to kill myself." -Rowan
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
"Not to sound depressed but I want to kill myself." -Rowan
"I'm not cultured. I'm lab-cultured." -Nina
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"I'm not cultured. I'm lab-cultured." -Nina
"If you can't handle me on the toilet, you don't deserve me at my washed hands." -Rowan
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"If you can't handle me on the toilet, you don't deserve me at my washed hands." -Rowan
"When that ball drops, we're all siblings." -Kody
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
"When that ball drops, we're all siblings." -Kody
"Show me that puppet pussy. Pussy for short." -Kody
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
"Show me that puppet pussy. Pussy for short." -Kody
"It's a cock kind of night." -Maggie
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
"It's a cock kind of night." -Maggie
"Horny! I need sex so bad! My cock is too big!" -Sarah
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"Horny! I need sex so bad! My cock is too big!" -Sarah
"Who wins? Big head or Anthony Weiner?" -Sarah
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"Who wins? Big head or Anthony Weiner?" -Sarah
"Rae and I are gonna do wife swap but instead of trading partners we're gonna run them over with our cars." -Kass
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Rae and I are gonna do wife swap but instead of trading partners we're gonna run them over with our cars." -Kass
"I was slightly more than half hog." -Nina
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"I was slightly more than half hog." -Nina
"Double-sided tampons." -Manda
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Double-sided tampons." -Manda
"Wear the vial of blood around your neck." -Manda
"Most chill lesbians be like." -JD
"Most chill lesbians be like." -JD
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Wear the vial of blood around your neck." -Manda
"Most chill lesbians be like." -JD
"Most chill lesbians be like." -JD
"Their penis was shining a bright light on us." -Tiffany
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Their penis was shining a bright light on us." -Tiffany