You could go to a tavern and not just be a part of the rat problem... You could be the entire rat problem.

Someone hands you something, and a rat peeks out of your sleeve and carries the item into one of your many pockets.

This is certified good Ranger flavor.

WAIT.
Give me a minute to wipe the mental image of a Ranger followed around by an entourage of New York pizza rats from my brain.

Normal rats. A network of rat informants. Pockets, bags, pouches, and sleeves full of rats. But not necessarily in a creepy way. You could come at it from a cute angle.

My coolest Ranger idea so far was a lizardfolk (with alligator features) manhunter vigilante who used a harpoon gun torn off the deck of a ship as a heavy crossbow. They made a habit of tackling their targets against walls and using their harpoon gun at melee range... for the sport of it.

And what's extra infuriating about this as a Finnish person is that I'm now trapped in a situation where continuing my life as normal is supporting a company that is helping commit atrocities on the other side of the planet.

Disconnecting from Google would require a systemic societal change.

I hadn't thought about that.

Mike Johnson could say, "oh no, we couldn't possibly bring a vote to the floor, because it's an open investigation."

But because Trump was an idiot and made this order via social media, everyone now sees the cover-up. So, he's still taking political damage from this.

Did the first movie food fight become such an iconic moment in cinema history that movies and TV shows have been paying homage to it for the past 40-50 years?

Are they all honouring some ur-food-fight scene that has become instilled in the American collective consciousness?

That is NOT what Epstein said.
He said, in a private email to Ghislaine Maxwell, that Donald Trump HAD SPENT HOURS AT EPSTEIN'S HOUSE WITH ONE OF THE VICTIMS.

And don't even get me started on your Roman month names.

February - helmikuu (pearl moon)

March - maaliskuu (earthen moon)

June - kesäkuu (summer moon)

July - heinäkuu (hay moon)

August - elokuu (crops moon)

October- lokakuu (mud moon)

November - marraskuu (death moon)

While the rest of Europe was being invaded and influenced by Romans and the Germanic tribes, we were left to our own devices.

Day and night?
Finnish language calls those "päivä" and "yö."

Time?
We call that "aika."

Morning?
More like "aamu."

Year?
I think you mean "vuosi."

Gail, you are a true hero and a pal, and I appreciate you for using your platform to speak out on behalf of trans people.

I came for the smooth broccoli.
I stayed for the anti-bigotry.

You are a diamond of a human being.

Does it seem affectionate?
- It wants affection.

Does it seem playful?
- It wants to play.

Does it seem curious?
- It's curious about something you're doing.

Does it try to lead you to its food bowl?
- It's hungry.

Does it seem unwell?
- Call the vet.

Is it creepy and horny?
- It's in heat.