Jeff Wiser
@outfieldgrass24.bsky.social
Baseball and craft beer tweets (usually). Formerly of Baseball Prospectus, The Athletic, Beer Advocate, and more. Resident of the Upper Left Corner.
For clarity, I did not write this nonsense. The “r” is important here.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For clarity, I did not write this nonsense. The “r” is important here.
Dinner’s gonna be killer
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dinner’s gonna be killer
I met my wife in 2014. Today we’re stuck inside in a rainy day after canceling a vacation due to sick children. Seemed as good a time as any to pop this relic.
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I met my wife in 2014. Today we’re stuck inside in a rainy day after canceling a vacation due to sick children. Seemed as good a time as any to pop this relic.
I wish I could be this cute and chubby. I could def be one of those things, but certainly not both.
June 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wish I could be this cute and chubby. I could def be one of those things, but certainly not both.
I wash my hands every time and I’m yet to receive a single plate of spaghetti and meatballs
June 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I wash my hands every time and I’m yet to receive a single plate of spaghetti and meatballs
Bold strategy, Ketel
May 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bold strategy, Ketel
My birthday girl! Two years living in a time warp! At this rate I’ll be fifty by next Tuesday.
May 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My birthday girl! Two years living in a time warp! At this rate I’ll be fifty by next Tuesday.
Your sandwich has mortadella? Cool, no, we’ll just wait here in case you need any help with that.
April 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Your sandwich has mortadella? Cool, no, we’ll just wait here in case you need any help with that.
Area man about to be spotted with his shirt off (unfortunately)
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Area man about to be spotted with his shirt off (unfortunately)
Greater critter detail
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Greater critter detail
Found a Western Red-Backed Salamander out back today. I credit the backward M’s cap. Only found one other of this species in three years of searching.
April 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Found a Western Red-Backed Salamander out back today. I credit the backward M’s cap. Only found one other of this species in three years of searching.
My little girl is ready for Opening Day
March 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My little girl is ready for Opening Day
Opening Day came early this year. #teamsnuggles
March 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Opening Day came early this year. #teamsnuggles
The dogs are stealing the toddler’s books again
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The dogs are stealing the toddler’s books again
She’s a full-contact eater. I wonder where she gets it?
March 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
She’s a full-contact eater. I wonder where she gets it?
Rewatching a Kirby start from September and my goodness I’d forgotten just how abysmal this offense was
January 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Rewatching a Kirby start from September and my goodness I’d forgotten just how abysmal this offense was
Leftover charcuterie meets fresh sourdough. Time to crush.
January 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Leftover charcuterie meets fresh sourdough. Time to crush.
Jaden Daniels got that dog in him
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Jaden Daniels got that dog in him
Always weird to me to celebrate Christmas in SoCal. Coming from a place where you get the occasional white Christmas, 72 and sunny is a trip.
December 24, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Always weird to me to celebrate Christmas in SoCal. Coming from a place where you get the occasional white Christmas, 72 and sunny is a trip.
About as festive as we get
December 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
About as festive as we get
The vibe is consistent
December 4, 2024 at 7:43 PM
The vibe is consistent
It’s a good thing Atkins used “significant” instead of “large” because he’d be correcting the shit out of the record right now if he hadn’t
February 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
It’s a good thing Atkins used “significant” instead of “large” because he’d be correcting the shit out of the record right now if he hadn’t