James Harvey
@ourenglishdead.bsky.social
Happy Epstein Files Release Day to all who celebrate.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy Epstein Files Release Day to all who celebrate.
I hate the words "Let that sink in" which people use so often in posts. So patronising.
"I have fully understood this. You, however, will need to really think about it in order to reach my level of comprehension."
Fuck off, mate.
"I have fully understood this. You, however, will need to really think about it in order to reach my level of comprehension."
Fuck off, mate.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I hate the words "Let that sink in" which people use so often in posts. So patronising.
"I have fully understood this. You, however, will need to really think about it in order to reach my level of comprehension."
Fuck off, mate.
"I have fully understood this. You, however, will need to really think about it in order to reach my level of comprehension."
Fuck off, mate.
Where do cowboys get their German cars serviced?
Audi Partners
Audi Partners
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Where do cowboys get their German cars serviced?
Audi Partners
Audi Partners
Why do roadies become roadies?
Because they one two.
Because they one two.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why do roadies become roadies?
Because they one two.
Because they one two.
People in Devon communicate via worquay torquay.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
People in Devon communicate via worquay torquay.
Going to Wolverhampton soon for gig #657, my 11th time seeing Half Man Half Biscuit. Never been to KK's Steel Mill before so that's venue #252.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Going to Wolverhampton soon for gig #657, my 11th time seeing Half Man Half Biscuit. Never been to KK's Steel Mill before so that's venue #252.
To Manchester again for gig #656, Mono at Gorilla. My 8th time seeing them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To Manchester again for gig #656, Mono at Gorilla. My 8th time seeing them.
Shortly off to Manchester for gig #655, The Lovely Eggs at Academy 2. My 7th time seeing them.
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Shortly off to Manchester for gig #655, The Lovely Eggs at Academy 2. My 7th time seeing them.
I hate that plastic drinks bottles now have the lid attached, and its job is to make sure a drop of the drink splashes onto my Dolce* & Gabbana**
*Florence
**Fred
*Florence
**Fred
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I hate that plastic drinks bottles now have the lid attached, and its job is to make sure a drop of the drink splashes onto my Dolce* & Gabbana**
*Florence
**Fred
*Florence
**Fred
Well done on World Cup qualification, England. Now can we please boycott the bastard thing.
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well done on World Cup qualification, England. Now can we please boycott the bastard thing.
Speaking as the global head of Antifa, I must say I'm terrified of Trump's goons coming to arrest me. Terrified.
October 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Speaking as the global head of Antifa, I must say I'm terrified of Trump's goons coming to arrest me. Terrified.
Guanout of my mind = Batshit crazy
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Guanout of my mind = Batshit crazy
Off to see my all-time favourite band tonight for gig #654, The Wedding Present in Manchester. My 98th time seeing them.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Off to see my all-time favourite band tonight for gig #654, The Wedding Present in Manchester. My 98th time seeing them.
Sure, he's given away a lot of free kicks and picked up a lot of yellow cards, but I don't regret signing Leighton Clumsy.
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Sure, he's given away a lot of free kicks and picked up a lot of yellow cards, but I don't regret signing Leighton Clumsy.
Special offer on explicit lyrics stickered product in my local record shop: Buy one, get one for fuck all.
October 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Special offer on explicit lyrics stickered product in my local record shop: Buy one, get one for fuck all.
To everyone who thinks they're getting raptured shortly: No you are not.
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
To everyone who thinks they're getting raptured shortly: No you are not.
Saw my first two examples of flag-nonce activity; a George Cross and a Union Flag on two bridges near my house. They'd both been taken down by the time I went back with my cable tie cutters.
September 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Saw my first two examples of flag-nonce activity; a George Cross and a Union Flag on two bridges near my house. They'd both been taken down by the time I went back with my cable tie cutters.
It's Bandcamp Friday, which I'm pretty sure makes you morally and legally obligated to buy this. I don't make the rules.
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
Grippy Socks EP, by Agatha Shingles
5 track album
agathashingles.bandcamp.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It's Bandcamp Friday, which I'm pretty sure makes you morally and legally obligated to buy this. I don't make the rules.
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
The new EP from Agatha Shingles is now available from Bandcamp if you're so inclined. Obviously it's ace*
*other opinions are widespread
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
*other opinions are widespread
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
Grippy Socks EP, by Agatha Shingles
5 track album
agathashingles.bandcamp.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The new EP from Agatha Shingles is now available from Bandcamp if you're so inclined. Obviously it's ace*
*other opinions are widespread
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
*other opinions are widespread
agathashingles.bandcamp.com/album/grippy...
Gig #653 is Pelican tonight in Manchester. My 3rd time seeing them. Trains aren't running so it's a bit of a schlep on buses and a massive walk.
August 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Gig #653 is Pelican tonight in Manchester. My 3rd time seeing them. Trains aren't running so it's a bit of a schlep on buses and a massive walk.
I suppose it's the only way anyone's ever going to look up to him.
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I suppose it's the only way anyone's ever going to look up to him.
Shortly off to gig #652 in a cave in the Peak District. Half Man Half Biscuit, my 10th time seeing them, making them the 6th act to reach double figures.
July 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Shortly off to gig #652 in a cave in the Peak District. Half Man Half Biscuit, my 10th time seeing them, making them the 6th act to reach double figures.
What kind of waxing do antipodean soldiers have done?
Back crack anzac.
Back crack anzac.
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What kind of waxing do antipodean soldiers have done?
Back crack anzac.
Back crack anzac.