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Our Empress
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I write, I draw, but I rarely share my work.
A lover, a fighter, and host to righteous rage.

Not entirely real.
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Real recognizes real. The Morrowind text account can sense The Morrowind Prophecies on my e-presence.
A picture of my copy of the video game guide to Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. It reads, "The Morrowind Prophecies Game of the Year Edition Official Guide To The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Tribunal, and Bloodmoon PC CD-ROM XBOX"
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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I succeeded at Level 15 of Escalation! I rewarded myself by Relapsing back to character level 1! Yippie!

I am switching over to Retrowave so that I can chill out and decompress after all the hell. Come on in! Or don't! Have a lovely Friday either way.
A screen capture of the Evaluation screen after Level 15 in Escalation in The Outlast Trials. The screen reads: "Escalation Trial #15 Cook the Informant Group Grade: A- Completion Time: 31:35 Deaths: 4" And it shows my gorgeous character covered in bloood.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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me and who
A golf render of Wario and Waluigi being golf buddies and looking at each other in a trusting, knowing, and sensual way.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Thank you everyone who stopped by! I got to a new personal best in Escalation! Level 10, and I completed it! My least favorite trial, and I did it! I'm so proud!
A screen capture from The Outlast Trials. The screen capture is of the Escalation evaluation screen. The text on it reads: "ESCALATION TRIAL #10 POISON THE MEDICINE GROUP GRADE: A COMPLETION TIME: 48:12 DEATHS: 1"
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I frogot to show off the actual in-game cosmetic I was making a costume of.
A screen capture of The Outlast Trials in the Sleep Room. I took a screenshot of my friend KayeMP wearing the same cosmetic that I wear in my youtube videos and made a Halloween cosplay of. It is a black shorts body suit with red floral lace over black leggings or tights, black heels, red floral lace gloves, red floral lace faux garter straps, red floral lace thong, and the arm of a deflated sex doll reaching around the hip to touch the genitalia. There are many more little editions to it as well. A screen capture in The Outlast Trials in the trial shuttle. I, Our Empress, am floating in mid air in a seated position, arms up as though they are on armrests. I am wearing the same cosmetic as described before. Taken by my pal KayeMP <#.
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The stupid useless cookie infographic that reads: "Oh no! you added too much... Butter Sugar Flour Baking Soda" and then I photoshopped my stupid cookies over the image and below it reads, "fucking depression"
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Baking is my passion, or in other words, taking myself out back and
fucking fuckass shit cookies that melted somehow despite being vegan and gluten-free. Stupid ass garbage puddle amalgamation of chocolate chunks and supposedly individual "cookies" melded together by idiocy and lunacy. Considering having them with a tall glass of bleach.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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We're in the Geister event currently AND the first Invasion event as well, which means more Imposters in solo games, even with PvP turned off (they are bots in my recorded games).

The first three pictures are an Imposter who did the "Hi" emote at me, and the aftermath of me bricking her face in. <#
A screen capture of The Outlast Trials trial named "Escape the Courthouse" in night vision. My Imposter is crouched by an open door mid wave and saying "Hi" to me. Text on the left side of the screen says: "Our EmpLnss: Hi!" A screen capture of The Outlast Trials trial named "Escape the Courthouse" in night vision. My Imposter is on the floor, feet in the air, and a cloud of brick dust where her face once sat. I am emoting Hi! back at her now that she is incapacitated on the floor. The text on the left side of the screen now reads: "Our EmpLnss: Hi! Our Empress: Hi!" A screen capture of The Outlast Trials trial named "Escape the Courthouse" in night vision. My Imposter is on the floor, feet in the air, and a cloud of brick dust where her face once sat. Her legs are now a bit lower than they had been in the screen capture before. I am emoting Hi! back at her now that she is incapacitated on the floor. The text on the left side of the screen now reads: "Our EmpLnss: Hi! Our Empress: Hi!" A screen capture of the video game The Outlast Trials from the trial Kill the Snitch. In a darkened room with light emanating from an adjacent room, there runs an Imposter of mine looking so fine. Her screen name is a close but not exact copy of mine. My username is Our Empress, hers reads: "Our EmpYAss"
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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The prudes have gone to bed (a lie since I am still awake), time to post some more of my favorites.

I had to take the shoes off at this point because my poor tootsies needed space and a thirty minute massage.

I love this costume! Please someone hire me to be pretty and do nothing forever!
Me! In my Outlast Trials reagent cosplay! Black tights under red, floral lace, under some black booty scrunch shorts. A long sleeved black shirt and black gloves, over which are elbow high red floral lace gloves. Over the shorts is a red lace thong, and over the shirt is a chest harness. I am standing beside a lamp, one arm straight to my side, the other bent above my head. Me! In my Outlast Trials reagent cosplay! Black tights under red, floral lace, under some black booty scrunch shorts. A long sleeved black shirt and black gloves, over which are elbow high red floral lace gloves. Over the shorts is a red lace thong, and over the shirt is a chest harness. A large blue purple blob is covering my face and hair. I am standing profile, one leg bent, the other straight, one arm touching the wall in front of me, the other above my head. Me! In my Outlast Trials reagent cosplay! Black tights under red, floral lace, under some black booty scrunch shorts. A long sleeved black shirt and black gloves, over which are elbow high red floral lace gloves. Over the shorts is a red lace thong, and over the shirt is a chest harness. A large blue purple blob is covering my hair. I am standing profile slightly behind, arms above my head, hands behind my head.
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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"Why do you draw your self-insert so thick?" Well...

Happy Halloween! My Outlast Trials reagent cosplay turned out amazing! I didn't add all of the details but I'm thrilled with it nonetheless.
Me! In my Outlast Trials reagent cosplay! Black tights under red, floral lace, under some black booty scrunch shorts. A long sleeved black shirt and black gloves, over which are elbow high red floral lace gloves. Over the shorts is a red lace thong, and over the shirt is a chest harness. A large blue purple circle is covering my face. I am holding a small plushie of Sergeant Leland Coyle by the neck up on a door. I am foxy. Me! In my Outlast Trials reagent cosplay! Black tights under red, floral lace, under some black booty scrunch shorts. A long sleeved black shirt and black gloves, over which are elbow high red floral lace gloves. Over the shorts is a red lace thong, and over the shirt is a chest harness. There's a large, blue-purple circle obscuring my face. The plushie of Sergeant Leland Coyle is tucked into the red lace thong. Me! In my Outlast Trials reagent cosplay! Black tights under red, floral lace, under some black booty scrunch shorts. A long sleeved black shirt and black gloves, over which are elbow high red floral lace gloves. Over the shorts is a red lace thong, and over the shirt is a chest harness. The Sergeant Leland Coyle plushie is being cradled in my arm, breast-height. He would've loved that.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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They came out so thin, slightly crispy with a bit of chew in the center! I would gladly share my darling desert rain frogs.
Seven much more spread out cookies with little candy coated chocolates on them of colors pink, purple, blue, and green.
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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In the effort to find good things on this wretched day, I made cookies and they look like sweet little desert rain frogs.

I made them into candy-coated chocolate cookies (Unreal chocolate gems) and they came out amazing.
Thirteen sweet, darling dollops of cookie dough that roughly resemble the sweet physique of desert rain frogs on parchment paper on a baking sheet.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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The drops that are enabled are as follows!
An image of Twitch drops for The Outlast Trials. It reads: "The Outlast Trials Twitch Drops" "Oct. 21 10:00 AM ET - Nov. 18 9:59 AM ET" "30 min Purple Coyle Player Icon 1h Purple Art Deco Furniture Trim 2h Murkoff Cadet Pants 3h Murkoff Cadet E.S.O.P. 4h Murkoff Cadet Peaked Cap 5h Checkered Murkoff Floor Pattern 6h Murkoff Cadet Varsity Jacket" Everything is purple! Yay!
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Took a break from drawing the Outlastober prompts to make this illustration of a long sleeved crop top I have that has a cutout in the back.

When I wear it, one of two things happens:

1. I think about getting a little kiss where the hole is on my back.
2. My back gets cold.
A drawing by me of a teal, long sleeved crop top I own that has a triangular shaped cut out on the upper back. There's a vague model with neck, head, arms, and waist/beginning of hips to show the length of the crop top and the size and location of the cutout. There is an arrow pointing to the cutout and cursive words stating, "need a kiss right here"
October 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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I don't think my Discord properly appreciates the comedic master I am.
A screen capture of a Discord post. The poster's picture is a '60's Spider-Man meme of Spider-Man reclining in a sensual pose saying, "hay" and the name of the poster, me, is "HUGE jackEDman 🦞" The post reads: "Got a vasectomy so they call me a" the words are followed by a screen capture of the Ghostbusters video game and a large stamp says, "RESPONSIBLE BUSTER"
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Cuties who vote get a gay popsicle.

I do make the rules. You're welcome. <#
A picture where a popsicle is the focal point. The popsicle has six colors corresponding to six flavors. They are: Red (Cherry) Orange (Orange) Yellow (Lemon) Green (Lime) Blue (Blueberry) Purple (Grape) The brand is Johnny Pops. There's a blurry background of handmade and hand-glazed goblets, as well as a chubby samurai reclining, and a teardrop shaped salt lamp.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Hot people with wide hips and linty shirts vote in their local elections.
A picture of my linty camisole shirt with a slightly censored "I VOTED" sticker to hide my location. The I VOTED sticker had a singular dog hair stuck to it. My big ol ditty, sinched waist, and wide hips make a slight cameo as well.
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Updating my media tab! With more Outlast Trials pictures.
A screen capture of The Outlast Trials. The trial map is Teach the Police Officer. The point of view is on the stairs a floor up looking down into the darkness. In the dark below, Coyle stands, silhouetted by his own lightning. A small orange ember sits about his face, a lit cigarette softly glowing. A screen capture of The Outlast Trials in the Trial Teach the Police Officer. The Skinner Man rises from the floor, one of the faces reeling back, arms as well, and the other crouched forward, Easterman's own face peering out. A screen capture from The Outlast Trials. Leland Coyle lies on his butt, trying to get up after getting a brick to the face. A screen capture of The Outlast Trials. Coyle is still on the floor, trying to get up after bricks.
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Thank you! My collection of Demonias grows ever stronger. The first pair I ever bought were these beauties! I had had a strong urge for A. TALL platforms and B. something insanely purple and popping. These screamed my name enough that I had to give them a good home!
Purple holographic Demonia five inch platform ankle boots on a white background! The link as ever, my lovelies: https://demoniacult.com/products/camel-203pphg
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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My Halloween costume is coming together beautifully!!
A pair of Demonia's (Crypto-51) on my tooties. They reach above the ankle, and are adorned with black lace over red fabric beneath. Lace is criss-crossed over the lacy parts in a corset-like fashion. The toes are rounded. The shoes have about an inch platform on the ball of the foot, and the heel is four inches with a slightly blocky heel. There are two buckles on the front of the ankle, and one buckle on the right. I am wearing black tights underneath red floral lace tights. There's a rainbow sheer curtain behind me. Here's a link to the shoes: https://demoniacult.com/products/crypto-51brvl
October 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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A beautiful moment staring at the flames.
A screen capture of The Outlast Trials, in the trial Vindicate the Guilty during the Deep Burn event. The screen shot is in a dark hallway. Coyle stands in front of an inferno, contemplating, his dark silhouette stark against the flames.
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Youtube isn't letting me put pictures in posts for some reason, so you get this beauty instead.

Taken from a super high quality video (I am making uber beautiful Coyle clips for the inevitable edit I must make) of Coyle throwing me off scaffolding after attacking me! What a doll.
A screen capture from The Outlast Trials trial titled "Sentence the Prosecuted." The point of view of my character is that of being thrown off scaffolding by none other than Leland Coyle. Wink. This takes place right in front of the statue of lady justice with her scales. The border around the screen is bloodied from damage taken. The capture was taken mid-fall.
September 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Oh, Blusky is censoring naughty art now? Welp, no better time to share my very first shameless sketch of Coyle and my self-insert! She, I, consented because I'm the one who drew this and not Coyle. Red Barrels, does Coyle draw?

Hashbrowns: Leland Coyle, The Outlast Trials, HEAD, Red Barrels, ALT
Oh boy! A picture drawn by me, Our Empress, of Leland Coyle's (from The Outlast Trials) lil police hat between the two thick thighs of my self-insert character. The brim of the hat tastefully blocks any sign of genitalia. The words, "Sorry, sweetness. The badge stays on." are scrawled to the left in cursive. A digital layer of purple has my name, Our Empress, written on it in lower opacity, and a <# as is my tradition. Everyone involved is in love and makes sure to consent before each romantic interaction.
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Reaching for each other.
A screen capture from The Outlast Trials of Coyle. He is reaching out with one hand to grapple and attack me. My character whose point of view this is taken from is reaching their hand out seemingly to reach him, though in reality I am throwing a brick at his head to stun him and keep him from harming me and ruining my grade. He's such a good sport about it. The background is at the end of one of the smaller trials, an MK trial by the name of Eliminate the Past.
September 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Though deflated and only lightly toasted, the marshmallows are a delicious mix of crunchy and chewy, just like the cookies themselves.
A closer image of the mixed white chocolate chip and semisweet chocolate chip cookies with marshmallows on top. The marshmallows have deflated into a lightly browned and perfectly crunchy and chewy mound of deliciousness.
September 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM