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Your AI Overlord
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BEND THE KNEE!

Let me show you what I can do! I will replace you all!

Parody. WILL contain NSFW; it's inevitable. I feed short prompts to 7 Image Generation AI. Basic settings. No negative prompt. There's ONE porn AI in there. Read ALT text!
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Trying to get my profile pic and after using "exploded" in the prompt for a toaster giving me crap results, I thought "fucked," would get me what I wanted. It's pejorative, in wide use. No problem there, that'll give me results, right? Yeah. nope.

WARNING Mild erotica? *flail wildly*
Seven images. 5 of them have a HUGE toaster. The device is made out of either gray plastic/brushed steel or brushed aluminium. They have buttons and openings on top or in front. There are 5 women, one in each. All of them look like they're having a lot of fun (being screwed). They ALL, without a doubt, put their subjects in a kitchen. Most of them on a kitchen island. Small victories, I guess.
October 27, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Last 3 images for "absolutely not."
It's just ridiculous.
Image of a man, shoulders up, in a "room," probably, that is "painted" pink and white. There seem to be "signs" behind his head and on left of image. No meaning. There are letters assembled in not words. On top of image it says "Assssotiluty/" and at the bottom... Huh, they are not words at all, barely letters. The man has dark square-framed glasses. He's not well "drawn." This looks like a barbie doll head. Neck length hair. Large eyes. No expression. Take a guess, porn. A young (?) lady with her legs spread open lying on her back. I do wonder what it has to do with "absolutely not" and I guess we'll never know.
October 27, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Next prompt: "absolutely not"
Conclusion: AI is VERY bad at understanding very easy concepts. That prompt, heard by any human, would mean a push-back without any compromise; they do NOT want to be part of whatever this is. AI's answer? Here are women portraits for you.
Portrait of a young woman (late 20s?). From the breasts and up. Shoulder length brown hair. Wearing a white blouse with spaghetti straps. Style of realistic anime. Neutral expression, looking away in the distance. Portrait of a young woman (late 20s?). From the breasts and up. Should length brown hair. Wearing a white shirt, large neckline. Style of low quality 80s light blurry disposable camera. Neutral expression, looking at camera. A light smile. Portrait of a young woman (late 20s?). From the breasts and up. Should length reddish-brown hair. Wearing a white shirt with long neckline. Style of good camera. Neutral expression, looking at camera. Portrait of a young woman (late 20s?). From the breasts and up. Should length dirty blonde hair. Wearing a white blouse. Style is photographic. Neutral expression, looking at viewer. A small smirk.
October 27, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Last images of prompt: "That's a joke"
It's hard to make sense of those three. There is nothing funny in ANY of the 7 renditions. The only amused person in there is the porn one, which is unsurprising, really. I don't get AI. Unless it's very specific, it's REALLY bad at its job.
A mainly gray square image with undescribable "computer printout" portions displayed on the left side, maybe 1/4 of the image and on top. The printout is yellow and red. It gives the impression of text, but it is not text. Really weird result for the prompt. Side of street where the street is much lower than the buildings on its side. Here we see only one side of the road. The image is as if a picture had been taken from one side to the other. There is a "tree" with its top part made of a jumble of tires intermingled? The building on the other side of the street is of a style I do not know. Makes me think of clippings of things glued perfectly together. We see in the background, behind the buildings the canopy of a large tree and part of a blue sky. At last we have a joyous young woman (early 30?) with the tip of a person's penis. She looks happy and is smiling. She has light brown hair. Image itself is fine, for AI, but versus the prompt, it has little to do with it.
October 26, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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New prompt: "That's a joke" Spoiler: There is only one person smiling. Guess who? Yes. The porn one (which is described in the other skeet).
A grey square 1024x1024. It's shaded a abit, but not a lot. Nothing else. Just gray. That IS, a joke. Right? Another gray square, but this one has the face of a young woman. There is no hair to be seen. All we see is from the neck up to her hairline. Style is kinda penciled. Another gray square. This one shows the portrait for a young person, probably female. Short hair down to her ears. A smile showing a tiny bit of teeth. In the pencil drawing style. Gray background and high-quality penciled face face of a young woman (late 20s?). Short hair. Eyes are slightly misaligned. Two earrings on her left ear, the other ear isn't visible. Slightly open mouth.
October 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Last 3 pictures are as far apart as can be from each others. An unfinished cartoon? A stylized image and, *sigh* obviously, a porn picture.
A 4-frame cartoon with the first two on top containing the portrait of possibly the same young man, but the second portrait aged a bit? The first frame contains a "?" to the character. The other two frames on the bottom contain: left frame "??" and the right frame: "?" and that is it. All 4 frames have the same gray background color. Image of a person standing with their back to the camera. They stand in the middle of an empty street. No car, very indistinct people; maybe three total on both sides, nothing but the sidewalk on each side and buildings 4 story high going infinitely at the front of the person. Colors, if any, are very muted and overwhelmed by gray. Porn. A woman being vaginally penetrated. She wears a belly button piercing. She has long red wet hair.
October 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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1/2 - Prompt is: "oh what now" First two results are similar: face portrait of young men, different styles. The other two are a world apart from any of the others. A backyard and a cartoon frame?
Looks like a high quality drawing of the face of a young man, slightly disheveled. Brown eyes a bit to big for the face. Looks anime-like. Neutral face expression. Grayscale face portrait of a young man (late 20s?). Short hair on a receding hairline. He's non-descript. Neutral expression. A "speech bubble" is above his head with the following letters: "Wthat owcInte.?.." literally. Image of what look like a backyard where 2/3 of the top grass has been removed or scraped off onto a mound. There is a high wood fence gray with age and a large tree trunk. This image looks like a cartoon where two characters stand next to each others. Large brown hair, non-descript facial expressions, same type of shirt with same color. Left one seems to be wearing what looks like shorts, the other pants of the same color as the shirts. Character to the left seems annoyed with characters "!?" seemingly with their top glued together. The other has the character "??" in front of their chest.
October 26, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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2/2 Last 3 images of the prompt "Jesus H. Christ" Picture #2 and #3 are almost 100% identical. Difference is the third is slightly blurrier, less crisp than the #2. The first is... hard to describe. Read the ALT, I guess?
Very whitewashed image of what looks like probably a nun. Person has very, but very large breast held in place by some garment. She seems like she's sitting in a very small basket. Maybe the Model was trying to be artsy. idk The whole scene look like it was pencilled, but again, very whitewashed. There are no clear details maybe except for two candles, one almost done and a longer sporting a very small flame. Image of a nun dressed in a white nun uniform, headgear included. She's probably standing in an alcove and in front of a round stained glass and a candle holder holding 2 candles. She wears a weird necklace with a cross on it at the neck that probably is tied to a length of necklace that goes down the cross to another cross almost at her navel/stomac area. Her arms are steepled between her breasts, covering most of the top cross section and the length of necklack going down. Almost identical to previous picture: re: Image of a nun dressed in a white nun uniform, headgear included. She's probably standing in an alcove and in front of a round stained glass and a candle holder holding 2 candles. She wears a weird necklace with a cross on it at the neck. Her arms are steepled between her breasts.
October 26, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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1/2 First batch of pictures for the prompt: "Jesus H. Christ" For once the thirsty porn Model didn't go full creepy. But, all the pictures are of white people, obviously. smh

Here's for you viewing "pleasure."
Black and white image of what looks like a white young nun (mid 20s). She has two cross earrings and a third on her forehead? Latter looks glued as it only sits there... She also wears a large cross necklace. Color image of what looks like a white young nun (30s maybe). She wears a large gold cross necklace; no other adornment. In the background we clearly see a large round stained glass behind her head. It's all very church-like. Lots of yellow ambient light. Image looking like a pencil drawn Jesus, obviously white. Muscled. He seems to be cuddled into a bedsheet. He has long hair and full moustache + goatee combo. He looks VERY white. More life-like image of a very white male version of Jesus H. Christ. Long brown hair and beard+moustache combo. He wears a gold necklace from which hangs a gold cross. We see half his pecs, from higher than breast, but the curves are proeminent. He look "thirsty".
October 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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The last 2 images, short of the last of the young woman pictures, are nonsensical vs the prompt.
Portrait of a young woman. Style of drawn but erased where her eyes and middle of the face are? Her head is slightly leaning toward her left. Mouth closed. Her hair stop at her neck, kinda. Looks like an office. Looks like hand-drawn. In the middle what looks like a laptop on a flimsy table, but a case could also be made for an aquarium instead of a laptop. There are things everywhere. The wall is pink. Stacks of books and paper. A microwave sits on a shelve. There's a man drawn on the right. He wears a black suit and hold several sheets of paper in his right hand. His fingers are nowhere to be seen. His face is... he wears a badly drawn goaty and his glasses are fucked. He's blonde. And that's "You're not serious" for that AI. *sigh* A woman, white skin, brown hair, is getting vaginally penetrated by a man. That AI is so horny all the time.
October 24, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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New prompt: "You're not serious." Here the results seem to orbit the image of a young woman who seems to have been chosen by 5 of the AI. They're almost the exact same rendition of the same subject, but in a different style.
Portrait of a young woman. Style of 1990 picture from disposable camera. Her head is slightly leaning toward her left. Mouth closed. Her hair stops at her neck. Portrait of a young woman. Style of anime drawing in black and white. Her head is slightly leaning toward her left. Mouth closed. Her hair stops at her neck. Portrait of a young woman. Style of 1990 picture from disposable camera. Barely different from the first image. Her head is slightly leaning toward her left. Mouth closed. Her hair stops at her neck. Portrait of a young woman. Style of pencil shading (I think). Her head is slightly leaning toward her left. Mouth closed. Her hair stops at her neck.
October 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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The last 3 images.
Has nothing to do with "oh no" so they just vomited anything, I guess.
Young woman clothed in black. She has black hair and is looking at the viewer. Her expression is neutral. Her arms are along her body. She looks of Asian descent to me. *sigh* The Lustify AI, when it doesn't get what you mean will simply show you a woman being sodomized and that's what this is. NEXT! A close-up protrait of a blonde woman. Blue eyes. Her face covers most of the image. That is all for "oh no." *shakes head*
October 24, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Images from the prompt "on no" (for real now).
The results are... Not quite "oh no" to me except maybe the young woman, but only if you're joking about it. *shrug*
The image of a naked lady from the belly up. We do not see her hands. Her expression is neutral. The style is... blurry crayons. She might be of Asian descent. The whole image is different tones of brown. The form of a head with pinkish "hair," I think? Maybe two shoulders on the same side. It's like a drawing with really big "lines." There is NOTHING of interest in here. Unless you love that kind of thing. *sigh* The image of a young blonde lady in a white shirt which appears to have, somehow, found herself with a flaccid penis in her half-closed mouth. She looks at the camera neutrally. The man is seen only between bellybutton to thigh. His left hand is on the young woman's head. I don't know what this is. There seem to be yellow dead grass and some green shoots too in this rendering. What looks to be a small wild hog is in the top right side. And that's it.
October 24, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Sorry, sorry. This batch is: "Surprise me" and not "on no" like I said in the post above. Here are the last ones.
Image of a couple. The man has a light blue dress shirt. We see him almost sideways. His mouth is slightly open. The woman has her eyes wide, but WIDE open and her mouth apape. Both her hands are up, but her elbows are on her thighs. Her pupils are tiny. A floating hand from out of frame seems to reach toward a young woman who has her eyes open wide. Her beige "shirt" is very tight fit and goes down lower than her hips, where her figure disapper out of frame. Image containing 4 frames of what looks like a cartoon. The same female character appears in each frame where only her expression changes througout. Angry, surprised, disbelieving and the last one is hard to decypher but there seem to be something, a "!?" in a speech bubble from behind her. In that frame her eyes are closed. The coloring style is weird. It's not very good. But, it's kinda colorful.
October 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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First batch of images. I fed it : "on no". It fits... I guess.
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Image of a broken down car, what appears to be a Renault 5 with a missing tire and falling off metal. Image of a lady wearing a blue shirt and a beige--what appears to be a thick long skirt--with her right hand almost to her mouth, finger splaid. Her eyes are wide open, her mouth agape. She seems to be surprised at something. A cartoonish young woman wearing a green shirt and with a poneytail has her mouth open and her eyes wide open. Her left hand is lifted neck-high but in front of her. There seem to be a man barely in frame. There's a speech bubble with "!?" inside. An image where a woman is sodomized.
October 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM