Ouphentoinger
@ouphe.bsky.social
Leader of the Pibb Xtra Revolution
Ratatoing Prophet
Active Magic the Gathering & Grand Archive player
Ratatoing Prophet
Active Magic the Gathering & Grand Archive player
Me after I take my Wall-E human-built ass to the porch to pick up my Bubbakoos
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me after I take my Wall-E human-built ass to the porch to pick up my Bubbakoos
How Milkmen must've seen themselves bringing dairy to the steps of your house in 1921
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How Milkmen must've seen themselves bringing dairy to the steps of your house in 1921
My next 1,000 card conquest.
Hopeful that it isn't a competitive banger, but I wouldn't complain
#mtglorwyn
#lorwyneclipsed
Hopeful that it isn't a competitive banger, but I wouldn't complain
#mtglorwyn
#lorwyneclipsed
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My next 1,000 card conquest.
Hopeful that it isn't a competitive banger, but I wouldn't complain
#mtglorwyn
#lorwyneclipsed
Hopeful that it isn't a competitive banger, but I wouldn't complain
#mtglorwyn
#lorwyneclipsed
I am chronically addicted to BBW Wallflowers refills. I have so mamy I WILL SMELL EVERTYTHING
#bathandbodyworks
#goodsmelly
#bathandbodyworks
#goodsmelly
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am chronically addicted to BBW Wallflowers refills. I have so mamy I WILL SMELL EVERTYTHING
#bathandbodyworks
#goodsmelly
#bathandbodyworks
#goodsmelly
I own 1,000 of this motherfucker. NOBODY DOES THAT BUTT (ANUS) ME! I am the best D-U-C-K-E-R ON THIS WHOLE ASS (RECTUM) EARTH.
I'm no Sonic Chick peddling river mutant. I'm not a Sonic Bird fuzzy asscheek consumer. I'M THE DUCKER OF NEW ENGLAND.
My domino is unable to be toppled. #sonicduck
I'm no Sonic Chick peddling river mutant. I'm not a Sonic Bird fuzzy asscheek consumer. I'M THE DUCKER OF NEW ENGLAND.
My domino is unable to be toppled. #sonicduck
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I own 1,000 of this motherfucker. NOBODY DOES THAT BUTT (ANUS) ME! I am the best D-U-C-K-E-R ON THIS WHOLE ASS (RECTUM) EARTH.
I'm no Sonic Chick peddling river mutant. I'm not a Sonic Bird fuzzy asscheek consumer. I'M THE DUCKER OF NEW ENGLAND.
My domino is unable to be toppled. #sonicduck
I'm no Sonic Chick peddling river mutant. I'm not a Sonic Bird fuzzy asscheek consumer. I'M THE DUCKER OF NEW ENGLAND.
My domino is unable to be toppled. #sonicduck
If my nuts became buttholes, this would make more sense to me.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If my nuts became buttholes, this would make more sense to me.
"Honey, wake up! Megashits-in-a-box just dropped!"
I wish to ingest whatever was smoked to make this possible AND I want this.
I wish to ingest whatever was smoked to make this possible AND I want this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Honey, wake up! Megashits-in-a-box just dropped!"
I wish to ingest whatever was smoked to make this possible AND I want this.
I wish to ingest whatever was smoked to make this possible AND I want this.
Fucking Cinema in my mouth, imo
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fucking Cinema in my mouth, imo
I want to speak to me.
I NEED to speak to me!
I'm Bob!!
I NEED to speak to me!
I'm Bob!!
July 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I want to speak to me.
I NEED to speak to me!
I'm Bob!!
I NEED to speak to me!
I'm Bob!!
These soda flavors are getting outta hand
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
These soda flavors are getting outta hand
If this legend isn't back for #MTGLorwyn, I declare it a criminal offense.
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If this legend isn't back for #MTGLorwyn, I declare it a criminal offense.
Mr explaining to me dumpster about stupid he did
June 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Mr explaining to me dumpster about stupid he did
Bahanah: Ack this is heavy
June 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Bahanah: Ack this is heavy
Blaziken is not a chicken
June 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Blaziken is not a chicken
Whatchu-say? ass look
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Whatchu-say? ass look
My trim is the Mystery Box. Umbrella audited
June 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My trim is the Mystery Box. Umbrella audited
Mrs. Puff deck box? Oh yeah
-Pearl Jan
-Pearl Jan
June 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Mrs. Puff deck box? Oh yeah
-Pearl Jan
-Pearl Jan
Pibb is toi hard to find
sad days not today though
sad days not today though
June 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Pibb is toi hard to find
sad days not today though
sad days not today though
Imagine being a Ceaser to get a swiss back and a salad?????
June 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Imagine being a Ceaser to get a swiss back and a salad?????
Ratatoing ass bizza boy, it is NOT the OG pizza boyo
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Ratatoing ass bizza boy, it is NOT the OG pizza boyo
I (26M) laughed so hard at this (1.5dB)
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I (26M) laughed so hard at this (1.5dB)
Finally some good fucking news
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Finally some good fucking news
@hunt-a.bsky.social we see this and go "hell yeah"
November 15, 2024 at 3:21 AM
@hunt-a.bsky.social we see this and go "hell yeah"