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My interests include sci-fi, horror, obscure cars, surreal humor, and surviving my twenties. Currently failing at the latter.
-•- low-effort femboy -•- writer of things -•- he/him -•- Drexel '25 (rip UArts 😔) -•-
-•- low-effort femboy -•- writer of things -•- he/him -•- Drexel '25 (rip UArts 😔) -•-
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
> makes game about fighting evil AI
> uses AI for all of its voicelines
never change, games industry
> uses AI for all of its voicelines
never change, games industry
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
> makes game about fighting evil AI
> uses AI for all of its voicelines
never change, games industry
> uses AI for all of its voicelines
never change, games industry
it brings tears to the eye, it does
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
it brings tears to the eye, it does
it becomes even more offensive when you realize that the cadillac cimarron is literally the poster child for the failure of reaganomics
the absolute gall to charge the equivalent of $40k for a cavalier with fake gold chrome and expect younger buyers to flock to it is almost comically delusional
the absolute gall to charge the equivalent of $40k for a cavalier with fake gold chrome and expect younger buyers to flock to it is almost comically delusional
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
it becomes even more offensive when you realize that the cadillac cimarron is literally the poster child for the failure of reaganomics
the absolute gall to charge the equivalent of $40k for a cavalier with fake gold chrome and expect younger buyers to flock to it is almost comically delusional
the absolute gall to charge the equivalent of $40k for a cavalier with fake gold chrome and expect younger buyers to flock to it is almost comically delusional
how to win as imposter
step 1: play stash the contraband
step 2: trigger alarm doors early
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
#theoutlasttrials
step 1: play stash the contraband
step 2: trigger alarm doors early
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
#theoutlasttrials
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
how to win as imposter
step 1: play stash the contraband
step 2: trigger alarm doors early
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
#theoutlasttrials
step 1: play stash the contraband
step 2: trigger alarm doors early
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
#theoutlasttrials
i can 100% vouch for the bad rep these games have but i have to admit that each of them did at least one thing right
volume 1 absolutely nailed the atmosphere, volume 2 actually had an interesting narrative, and volume 3 had a pretty fun combat system
sadly though, the flaws far outweigh the charm
volume 1 absolutely nailed the atmosphere, volume 2 actually had an interesting narrative, and volume 3 had a pretty fun combat system
sadly though, the flaws far outweigh the charm
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i can 100% vouch for the bad rep these games have but i have to admit that each of them did at least one thing right
volume 1 absolutely nailed the atmosphere, volume 2 actually had an interesting narrative, and volume 3 had a pretty fun combat system
sadly though, the flaws far outweigh the charm
volume 1 absolutely nailed the atmosphere, volume 2 actually had an interesting narrative, and volume 3 had a pretty fun combat system
sadly though, the flaws far outweigh the charm
finally went back and finished blair witch volume III after like 7 months of putting it off and i am so glad it's over because the amount of bugs and crashes i had to put up with were absolutely absurd
never playing an old shareware game again 😭
never playing an old shareware game again 😭
October 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
finally went back and finished blair witch volume III after like 7 months of putting it off and i am so glad it's over because the amount of bugs and crashes i had to put up with were absolutely absurd
never playing an old shareware game again 😭
never playing an old shareware game again 😭
red barrels you can't just flashbang us like this
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
red barrels you can't just flashbang us like this
i love how they decided to go back and patch a cosmetic that only one person in the entire playerbase owns
hey at least this confirms that it's actually getting used instead of rotting away in an inventory to be sold for like $15k later
hey at least this confirms that it's actually getting used instead of rotting away in an inventory to be sold for like $15k later
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i love how they decided to go back and patch a cosmetic that only one person in the entire playerbase owns
hey at least this confirms that it's actually getting used instead of rotting away in an inventory to be sold for like $15k later
hey at least this confirms that it's actually getting used instead of rotting away in an inventory to be sold for like $15k later
tron: ares was fun to watch but mostly sucked, which is par for the course for the franchise so i can't even be mad
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
tron: ares was fun to watch but mostly sucked, which is par for the course for the franchise so i can't even be mad
holy fuck they're desperate lmao
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
holy fuck they're desperate lmao
made the mistake of listening to the annihilation soundtrack again and now feel compelled to rewatch it at least five more times
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
made the mistake of listening to the annihilation soundtrack again and now feel compelled to rewatch it at least five more times
saw the conjuring last rites, which consisted of one hour of superbly-written character interactions followed by one hour of those same characters doing nothing but throwing hands with a fucking mirror
valak just decided to fuck off and do their own thing i guess
valak just decided to fuck off and do their own thing i guess
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
saw the conjuring last rites, which consisted of one hour of superbly-written character interactions followed by one hour of those same characters doing nothing but throwing hands with a fucking mirror
valak just decided to fuck off and do their own thing i guess
valak just decided to fuck off and do their own thing i guess
i know i may be biased toward my goat but it was literally the only good part of the last three episodes (the pi scene was just brilliant)
idk why it went all the way to the beach to hijack arthur's corpse when there was a perfectly good boy kavalier lying around but i will support it nonetheless 💗
idk why it went all the way to the beach to hijack arthur's corpse when there was a perfectly good boy kavalier lying around but i will support it nonetheless 💗
September 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i know i may be biased toward my goat but it was literally the only good part of the last three episodes (the pi scene was just brilliant)
idk why it went all the way to the beach to hijack arthur's corpse when there was a perfectly good boy kavalier lying around but i will support it nonetheless 💗
idk why it went all the way to the beach to hijack arthur's corpse when there was a perfectly good boy kavalier lying around but i will support it nonetheless 💗
the murkoff staff do get a bit quirky at night
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the murkoff staff do get a bit quirky at night
me waiting patiently for the lord to take pity on my twink ass and provide a bounty of heavenly manna in my time of need (honey cough drops with echinacea)
September 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
me waiting patiently for the lord to take pity on my twink ass and provide a bounty of heavenly manna in my time of need (honey cough drops with echinacea)
there's a secret door in the new outlast trials challenge and it's clearly related to two chess puzzles at the opposite end of the map, but i have no idea what the code could be
the puzzles themselves are easy (Qc7# and Nd4#) but how does that translate into four numbers??
the puzzles themselves are easy (Qc7# and Nd4#) but how does that translate into four numbers??
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
there's a secret door in the new outlast trials challenge and it's clearly related to two chess puzzles at the opposite end of the map, but i have no idea what the code could be
the puzzles themselves are easy (Qc7# and Nd4#) but how does that translate into four numbers??
the puzzles themselves are easy (Qc7# and Nd4#) but how does that translate into four numbers??
they did it. mercedes actually made an uglier grille than bmw
September 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
they did it. mercedes actually made an uglier grille than bmw
September 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i'm so fucking obsessed with deadlock's character design
September 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i'm so fucking obsessed with deadlock's character design
valve designed the world's first eldritch god twink and then put him in a MOBA just to prevent me from playing him 😞
September 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
valve designed the world's first eldritch god twink and then put him in a MOBA just to prevent me from playing him 😞
the fact that this tiny-ass eyeball creature threw hands with a xenomorph is insane. i love it so much and i need it to cause as much carnage as possible before noah hawley remembers the franchise is supposed to be about the other one
September 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the fact that this tiny-ass eyeball creature threw hands with a xenomorph is insane. i love it so much and i need it to cause as much carnage as possible before noah hawley remembers the franchise is supposed to be about the other one
weekly alien: earth update
September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
weekly alien: earth update
my laptop completely fried its battery because why not
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my laptop completely fried its battery because why not