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Does he know what he just did?!
He knows doctor. He knows.
He knows doctor. He knows.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Does he know what he just did?!
He knows doctor. He knows.
He knows doctor. He knows.
Squidling
a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in a classroom .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in a classroom .
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December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Squidling
Geez senator then maybe you shouldn't have voted for his confirmation in the first place?
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Geez senator then maybe you shouldn't have voted for his confirmation in the first place?
Temu better get that gold covered Temu Brand peace prize to the White House pronto.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Temu better get that gold covered Temu Brand peace prize to the White House pronto.
Same, I literally bought readers over thanksgiving
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Same, I literally bought readers over thanksgiving
Fuck off! I'm full!
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck off! I'm full!
: A large deposit of diamonds on the surface. Perhaps the hardest substance known An incredible fortune in stones yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser, or a good solid club.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
: A large deposit of diamonds on the surface. Perhaps the hardest substance known An incredible fortune in stones yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser, or a good solid club.
Actually I saw several clips of his toadies saying that's exactly what he meant and dems should be executed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Actually I saw several clips of his toadies saying that's exactly what he meant and dems should be executed.
Guess that wasn't testing as well as they thought.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Guess that wasn't testing as well as they thought.
These are the guys failing open note tests.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
These are the guys failing open note tests.
OMG cancel culture at it again! /s
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
OMG cancel culture at it again! /s
10 hours a day is a violation of labor law in China? China has better labor laws than the U.S.?
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
10 hours a day is a violation of labor law in China? China has better labor laws than the U.S.?
The insurance companies liked this!
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The insurance companies liked this!
Drake's equation which estimates number of civilizations in the galaxy estimates that we are probably early arrivals to civilization based on our stars age and composition.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Drake's equation which estimates number of civilizations in the galaxy estimates that we are probably early arrivals to civilization based on our stars age and composition.
The great filter.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The great filter.
There is a great book called Centauri Dreams. It is about the massive cost and technological difficulties to send just a space probe to our closest neighbor Alpha Centauri. Once you understand how hard it would be, it makes interstellar travel of humans just fantasy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There is a great book called Centauri Dreams. It is about the massive cost and technological difficulties to send just a space probe to our closest neighbor Alpha Centauri. Once you understand how hard it would be, it makes interstellar travel of humans just fantasy.
I suspect that the fact it basically eliminated my need to drink alcohol is the driving force behind the ban.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I suspect that the fact it basically eliminated my need to drink alcohol is the driving force behind the ban.
You can tell me what to Spin Doctors!
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You can tell me what to Spin Doctors!
The right really thinks the sombrero on Jeffries was some stroke of genius. The Babylon Bee still references the sombrero all the time.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The right really thinks the sombrero on Jeffries was some stroke of genius. The Babylon Bee still references the sombrero all the time.