Phil Marks CA
@ottawaphil.bsky.social
56 year OLD (and I mean old!) single father with 2 amazing adult children and a 7 year old daughter that keeps the old guy going. Ottawa native.
Caution, when the short unit isn't around, I do swear, a lot.
No unsolicited DMs, ty.
Caution, when the short unit isn't around, I do swear, a lot.
No unsolicited DMs, ty.
When you're a French kid whose birth parents dumped you in Alberta, I can imagine a little resentment. When you have to call yourself 'Jeff' to not get beat up in school everyday in Alberta, I can imagine a little resentment. When a conservative stronghold in Ontario dumps you, I can see resentment.
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you're a French kid whose birth parents dumped you in Alberta, I can imagine a little resentment. When you have to call yourself 'Jeff' to not get beat up in school everyday in Alberta, I can imagine a little resentment. When a conservative stronghold in Ontario dumps you, I can see resentment.
The 'kid from Calgary' will never change. He doesn't want to, he likes lazy politics. He probably can't change, he's just another whiny assed fuck, from big bad 'Berta. On the other hand, he fits alberta politics very well, maybe he can make premier?
He'll never make Prime Minister.
#CanadaStrong
He'll never make Prime Minister.
#CanadaStrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The 'kid from Calgary' will never change. He doesn't want to, he likes lazy politics. He probably can't change, he's just another whiny assed fuck, from big bad 'Berta. On the other hand, he fits alberta politics very well, maybe he can make premier?
He'll never make Prime Minister.
#CanadaStrong
He'll never make Prime Minister.
#CanadaStrong
Most cons realized that PMMC had a plan that works not just for today, but for 10 years from now. It's pretty obvious that Carlton knew the pigeon had no plan other than having 4 years to run roughshod over the indigenous and LGBTQ+ communities, if he became PM.
But, dogs will always bark & whine.
But, dogs will always bark & whine.
September 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Most cons realized that PMMC had a plan that works not just for today, but for 10 years from now. It's pretty obvious that Carlton knew the pigeon had no plan other than having 4 years to run roughshod over the indigenous and LGBTQ+ communities, if he became PM.
But, dogs will always bark & whine.
But, dogs will always bark & whine.
Corporate entertainment prefers to stick to the more profitable stories they can publish. In america, and americanized media, the news isn't as profitable as a good line of bullshit is.
Shame it's crawled across the 49th the way it did. I wonder who's responsible????
Shame it's crawled across the 49th the way it did. I wonder who's responsible????
September 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Corporate entertainment prefers to stick to the more profitable stories they can publish. In america, and americanized media, the news isn't as profitable as a good line of bullshit is.
Shame it's crawled across the 49th the way it did. I wonder who's responsible????
Shame it's crawled across the 49th the way it did. I wonder who's responsible????
& his wife isn't leaving him for former PM Justin Trudeau.
(If you're going to 'go american', go TexASS).
(If you're going to 'go american', go TexASS).
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
& his wife isn't leaving him for former PM Justin Trudeau.
(If you're going to 'go american', go TexASS).
(If you're going to 'go american', go TexASS).
I wonder if Ana has the same itch Melania has?
It would explain, quite a few things.
It would explain, quite a few things.
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I wonder if Ana has the same itch Melania has?
It would explain, quite a few things.
It would explain, quite a few things.
I was thinking about saving up Casey's poop bags. It's for a good cause......
August 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was thinking about saving up Casey's poop bags. It's for a good cause......
I feel bad for americans. Up here in Canada, when a right wing twit wants to look tough, they lose an election then run to right wing Alberta and whine their way into a win.
I know, americans are envious. It's cool.
I know, americans are envious. It's cool.
August 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I feel bad for americans. Up here in Canada, when a right wing twit wants to look tough, they lose an election then run to right wing Alberta and whine their way into a win.
I know, americans are envious. It's cool.
I know, americans are envious. It's cool.
Battle River/Crowfoot?
Alberta?
The movie 'The deliverance?
The Pigeon that can't play chess?
Which fucking disappointment are we talking about?
Alberta?
The movie 'The deliverance?
The Pigeon that can't play chess?
Which fucking disappointment are we talking about?
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Battle River/Crowfoot?
Alberta?
The movie 'The deliverance?
The Pigeon that can't play chess?
Which fucking disappointment are we talking about?
Alberta?
The movie 'The deliverance?
The Pigeon that can't play chess?
Which fucking disappointment are we talking about?
Seems that the transactional TACO forgot what countries he's made his money in. The #EU, #Canada, #Mexico, #Brazil, #Japan, #SouthKorea, #Chile, #Panama, #Argentina, #Venezuela and the rest of south america should be putting sanctions on the trump family and their businesses.
Or donny can .keep on
Or donny can .keep on
August 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Seems that the transactional TACO forgot what countries he's made his money in. The #EU, #Canada, #Mexico, #Brazil, #Japan, #SouthKorea, #Chile, #Panama, #Argentina, #Venezuela and the rest of south america should be putting sanctions on the trump family and their businesses.
Or donny can .keep on
Or donny can .keep on
The last democratic majority, armed Israel to the point that they flattened #Gaza.....
One party hides their racism better, but both parties fuck with the whole world.
One party hides their racism better, but both parties fuck with the whole world.
August 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The last democratic majority, armed Israel to the point that they flattened #Gaza.....
One party hides their racism better, but both parties fuck with the whole world.
One party hides their racism better, but both parties fuck with the whole world.
Russians and Israelis are absolutely shit people. The only thing worse would be dropping atomic weapons on civilians.....
I wonder who did that?
& Did they just Validate Putin with a fake peace summit?
I wonder who did that?
& Did they just Validate Putin with a fake peace summit?
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Russians and Israelis are absolutely shit people. The only thing worse would be dropping atomic weapons on civilians.....
I wonder who did that?
& Did they just Validate Putin with a fake peace summit?
I wonder who did that?
& Did they just Validate Putin with a fake peace summit?
They do say, a national leader represents the heart of the nation....
Looks like that old saying is true eh.
Looks like that old saying is true eh.
August 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
They do say, a national leader represents the heart of the nation....
Looks like that old saying is true eh.
Looks like that old saying is true eh.
This has more of a grinder feel to it really, maybe a little consensual BDSM possibly. Just keep it under your hat eh.
August 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This has more of a grinder feel to it really, maybe a little consensual BDSM possibly. Just keep it under your hat eh.
Based on the US education system's results since 1813, what are the chances that federal forces can understand all the words? I ask because america clearly forgot to teach about starting the war of 1812, and getting their ass kicked. What else did they forget to teach?
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Based on the US education system's results since 1813, what are the chances that federal forces can understand all the words? I ask because america clearly forgot to teach about starting the war of 1812, and getting their ass kicked. What else did they forget to teach?
Yes, americans are incredibly brave under two circumstances:
1) the person is much smaller than them and unarmed.
2) They have a 33 nation coalition to invade a former ally.
You noticed they still want Canada, but aren't willing to build a third white house, if they fail at invading again.
1) the person is much smaller than them and unarmed.
2) They have a 33 nation coalition to invade a former ally.
You noticed they still want Canada, but aren't willing to build a third white house, if they fail at invading again.
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yes, americans are incredibly brave under two circumstances:
1) the person is much smaller than them and unarmed.
2) They have a 33 nation coalition to invade a former ally.
You noticed they still want Canada, but aren't willing to build a third white house, if they fail at invading again.
1) the person is much smaller than them and unarmed.
2) They have a 33 nation coalition to invade a former ally.
You noticed they still want Canada, but aren't willing to build a third white house, if they fail at invading again.
I think we're less enthralled by the ramblings than we are with rewriting global trade and converting Canada into the new international transit hub.
When I get free time, I'll see what president Fester from the Adams family is up to.
I promise.
When I get free time, I'll see what president Fester from the Adams family is up to.
I promise.
August 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I think we're less enthralled by the ramblings than we are with rewriting global trade and converting Canada into the new international transit hub.
When I get free time, I'll see what president Fester from the Adams family is up to.
I promise.
When I get free time, I'll see what president Fester from the Adams family is up to.
I promise.
Other Daddy won't be happy to hear that.
August 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Other Daddy won't be happy to hear that.
Had to say goodbye to a 15 year old friend on the 28th. It's hard.
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Had to say goodbye to a 15 year old friend on the 28th. It's hard.
When did the parliamentary protective service get so...... homely? Please be a deep fake, please be a deep fake.
Canadians are hotter than that, ask Melania.
Canadians are hotter than that, ask Melania.
August 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
When did the parliamentary protective service get so...... homely? Please be a deep fake, please be a deep fake.
Canadians are hotter than that, ask Melania.
Canadians are hotter than that, ask Melania.
Pigeon pete for you. If he can't shot on a federal chess board, a private company will do. He has to stay relevant to Battle creek/Crowfoot voters. The poor pecker head is on a very long, multi-options ballot. While .....
August 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pigeon pete for you. If he can't shot on a federal chess board, a private company will do. He has to stay relevant to Battle creek/Crowfoot voters. The poor pecker head is on a very long, multi-options ballot. While .....
And we know why he hated PMJT: Melania, but more so his little girl that he lusts after, more than money.
Mind you, both Prime Ministers have beaten america in trade wars, and yes, we've already won 2025. Americans just don't know by how much, yet. It's coming though.
Mind you, both Prime Ministers have beaten america in trade wars, and yes, we've already won 2025. Americans just don't know by how much, yet. It's coming though.
August 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And we know why he hated PMJT: Melania, but more so his little girl that he lusts after, more than money.
Mind you, both Prime Ministers have beaten america in trade wars, and yes, we've already won 2025. Americans just don't know by how much, yet. It's coming though.
Mind you, both Prime Ministers have beaten america in trade wars, and yes, we've already won 2025. Americans just don't know by how much, yet. It's coming though.
He must have seen that picture of Melania with goo-goo eyes for former Prime Minister, Justin "I kicked your ass in the first trade war' Trudeau?
Or he saw the picture of Ivanka....
Or he saw the picture of Ivanka....
July 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He must have seen that picture of Melania with goo-goo eyes for former Prime Minister, Justin "I kicked your ass in the first trade war' Trudeau?
Or he saw the picture of Ivanka....
Or he saw the picture of Ivanka....
I'm glad my nation still has intelligence, or Canada could have elected the northern version of trump. Ours is beholden to India, not Israel, but can actually build a property portfolio.
You know, if you need a right winger that's not as bad as Chumpy is, Pierre Poilievre is looking for a job.
You know, if you need a right winger that's not as bad as Chumpy is, Pierre Poilievre is looking for a job.
July 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm glad my nation still has intelligence, or Canada could have elected the northern version of trump. Ours is beholden to India, not Israel, but can actually build a property portfolio.
You know, if you need a right winger that's not as bad as Chumpy is, Pierre Poilievre is looking for a job.
You know, if you need a right winger that's not as bad as Chumpy is, Pierre Poilievre is looking for a job.