Otis B. Driftwood
otisbdriftwood.bsky.social
Otis B. Driftwood
@otisbdriftwood.bsky.social
P1 Here for the mirth… USAF vet, Telephone man, obsessed fan of the Dallas sports teams and proud Grandpa.
Reminds me of Steve Martin’s “How to be a Millionaire and never pay taxes…”

First - get a million dollars.

Then…
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Exactly… and now Lian. “Next man up” is running out of man
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Seeing those empty seats in Pittsburgh with 7 minutes left should deliver a message to ownership. Time to regroup and move on without Rodgers as well.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Followed one through Waco this morning coming home. The 3 of us didn’t say anything for about 3 miles until I said “Who’d want to drive that piece of shit?” Daughter said “Who’d want that piece of shit?” Wife - “Well, we all agree it’s a piece of shit.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That skank couldn’t cook water. No way she cooked any of that. Probably has a sister with rudimentary skills and no spices or seasonings who threw that together
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh Mike…
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thank you for your courage
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Their loss…
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Man…

Awesome!
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pretty entertaining for the lurking casual observer as well tbh…
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM