get me to god’s country

who else is keeping their communist fleshlight alive for a while in the bunker?

this could be us, but you don’t even have a 4th grade reading level.

damn elon are you okay? next time you get too fucked up and feel like picking up a chainsaw just relax i won’t let them get you.

each day that i’m alive, i pray once again that you will look down and find yourself frozen —absolutely frightened by the sight of your own two bloodstained hands.

does anybody remember when witnessing the rise of a bloodthirsty and incestuous death cult lighting all our shit on fire would have been absolutely fuckin wild? no, me neither.🖕🇺🇸

just breathe ♡︎