I cannot recommend Jamie Oliver's cranberry and pistachio nut roast for Xmas enough. I make it every year for the vegetarians and have to smack the meat eaters hands away from it. Just leave out the eggs and cheese to adapt it for vegans. It's honestly so good. And not dry.

I swear some of those paintings are hung crooked

Don’t they have any music of their own?

The fact that it's racist is bad enough but also it's just so immature and childish to make fun of someone's name like that. Grow the fuck up.

I've never been more disappointed in a Labor government

Do you know of another number to call if you're in an area with no mobile signal? I recall being told once in a first aid course there is a number you can get through to even with no signal.

And they say that mothers don't have favourites!

I think if the coat contrasts in colour with what you are wearing on the bottom half (skirt, pants etc) then it doesn't work well

Could one be turned into a football stadium?

I didn't even know who he was 😄