Could be worse. I’m watching the Niners.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Could be worse. I’m watching the Niners.
What. The. Fuck?
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
What. The. Fuck?
Get rid of whatever intern thought the last line was punny. This shit isn’t a joke
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Get rid of whatever intern thought the last line was punny. This shit isn’t a joke
Why the hell did you confirm an unqualified judge yesterday? I can’t imagine that your grieving constituents plan to support you in any future elections.
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Why the hell did you confirm an unqualified judge yesterday? I can’t imagine that your grieving constituents plan to support you in any future elections.
Why is she so shiny?
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Why is she so shiny?
You can still delete this
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You can still delete this
Emily Heller was an eye witness. The murdered woman was named Renee Nicole Good
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Emily Heller was an eye witness. The murdered woman was named Renee Nicole Good
Sadly, they’ve proven incapable of that emotion.
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Sadly, they’ve proven incapable of that emotion.
Resign. You are completely ineffective
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Resign. You are completely ineffective
You’re really nailing the passive voice in your headline
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You’re really nailing the passive voice in your headline
BCA is fine. But having the feds investigate themselves is ridiculous.
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
BCA is fine. But having the feds investigate themselves is ridiculous.
I married a horse girl 30 years ago. Do we have to get divorced? Our first grandkid is arriving in the next three weeks and the timing isn’t great.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I married a horse girl 30 years ago. Do we have to get divorced? Our first grandkid is arriving in the next three weeks and the timing isn’t great.
Guess he had to settle for mental masturbation
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guess he had to settle for mental masturbation
Unloading crap from a borrowed truck instead of my own. Stepped to a spot in the tailgate that I’d used a thousand times before, but that was on my truck, not this one. Went straight to the ground and folded my knee backwards like a stork. Had to drag myself in and get home because I was remote.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Unloading crap from a borrowed truck instead of my own. Stepped to a spot in the tailgate that I’d used a thousand times before, but that was on my truck, not this one. Went straight to the ground and folded my knee backwards like a stork. Had to drag myself in and get home because I was remote.
I had fish and chips in Ireland last August and was blown away by how good it was. Realized that it was actual food, and not some science project that saves a company 0.003 cents per ton.
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I had fish and chips in Ireland last August and was blown away by how good it was. Realized that it was actual food, and not some science project that saves a company 0.003 cents per ton.
