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Ryan 🛸
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I summon a lot of OTs • pittsburgh sports • adopted into seattle & ohio fandoms
It’s early. I have to chug a double shot mocha to stay awake. & I’ve already flipped someone off this morning for riding my ass while I’m going 5 over.

Let’s have a Tuesday
December 17, 2024 at 12:36 PM
December 4, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Now I’m feeling a lot of negative things
The way the Pens have looked over the last 4 games has me feeling things. Believing, even.
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Might be Letang’s best game of the season.

He’s been everywhere. Laying the body, tape to tape passes, and most importantly…scoring. Need a lot more games like this out of him.
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 AM
The way the Pens have looked over the last 4 games has me feeling things. Believing, even.
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
It is with the heaviest of hearts to announce it’s unfortunately another pittsburgh penguins gameday
December 3, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Do you guys actually want hockey stuff posted here or should I keep that all for the other place
December 1, 2024 at 4:27 PM
The day before a holiday break is seriously the worst.

You come into work thinking it’s gonna be a cakewalk then there’s multiple call-ins, scheduled PTO days, and a mountain of work to do.

I need a beer and it’s not even 11am yet
November 27, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I’ve never had a good experience with anyone that drives an F-150.

Just wanted to share that very useless piece of info here
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 PM
There’s nothing quite like rotting on the couch every Sunday watching football
November 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I’m now the proud owner of an iPhone 16 pro.

It feels like it’s made for tiny humans (also me) after switching from a 13 pro max
November 16, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Cat content in case anyone needed a palate cleanser
November 15, 2024 at 2:43 AM
The bird app is hardly worth opening anymore.

People don’t even try hiding their hatred. Accounts can say whatever they want and not get banned. It dying would instantly make the world a better place
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I’m going to the game in Columbus this Friday. I’ll be indulging in an alcoholic beverage or two just to prepare for either outcome
November 14, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I will never grow tired of watching Sidney Crosby play hockey.
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
November 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I was in fact not ready for my team to go down 5-0 in the 1st period on 11 shots
Idk about y’all but I’m ready for hockey to cripple my mental state for the next few hours
November 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Idk about y’all but I’m ready for hockey to cripple my mental state for the next few hours
November 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I tweaked something in my back just by walking down the steps.

It was very humbling. I’m realizing I couldn’t be a pro hockey player because I’d lay on the ice for an hour if I took a shot off the ankle
November 10, 2024 at 5:33 AM
It is with the heaviest of hearts to announce I’ve unfortunately downloaded another social media app
November 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Ryan 🛸
It is with the heaviest of hearts that I announce that OTCelly's depressed Pens fan posting has arrived on Bluesky.
November 8, 2024 at 6:57 PM