I’ll give you a lot of inside-the-admin scoops as Deputy Secretary of State. I can see Mexico from my house
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ll give you a lot of inside-the-admin scoops as Deputy Secretary of State. I can see Mexico from my house
Your post is being pushed to random old crinkly men now and my crinkles do NOT appreciate it
August 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Your post is being pushed to random old crinkly men now and my crinkles do NOT appreciate it
Oops my bad, the cat litter is up $2 or 10.2% not 20%.
August 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Oops my bad, the cat litter is up $2 or 10.2% not 20%.
My store brand coffee is up 60% since March and my made-in-USA cat litter is up 20% so on those two items alone I have contributed an extra $60 this year to making America great again, can I get a thank you? You’re welcome everyone
August 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My store brand coffee is up 60% since March and my made-in-USA cat litter is up 20% so on those two items alone I have contributed an extra $60 this year to making America great again, can I get a thank you? You’re welcome everyone
I haven’t read bloom county in 43 years so is there some in-joke backstory on sippy straws and cotton balls I’m missing
August 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I haven’t read bloom county in 43 years so is there some in-joke backstory on sippy straws and cotton balls I’m missing
That had to be a nod to The Substance, it’s the movie’s end scene.
August 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That had to be a nod to The Substance, it’s the movie’s end scene.
“A child’s sidekick” lol this bot has no knowledge of ’70s TV
a man in a white suit and bow tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man in a white suit and bow tie is making a funny face
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August 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“A child’s sidekick” lol this bot has no knowledge of ’70s TV
Follow-up question: Special Counsel John Durham spent nearly four years investigating the investigators of Crossfire Hurricane. Why was he unable to uncover a single fact supporting your new allegations?
August 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Follow-up question: Special Counsel John Durham spent nearly four years investigating the investigators of Crossfire Hurricane. Why was he unable to uncover a single fact supporting your new allegations?
lol, fuck your fetus.
—The Constitution
—The Constitution
August 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
lol, fuck your fetus.
—The Constitution
—The Constitution
Our Mexican fentanyl will cost 25% more now!!! 😖
July 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Our Mexican fentanyl will cost 25% more now!!! 😖
You said “recently” so what are they now? In line with new construction or not?
July 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You said “recently” so what are they now? In line with new construction or not?
We’re manufacturing coffee at levels never seen before! Meanwhile my store brand jumped twice from 9.99 to 11.99 last month to 15.99 yesterday
July 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We’re manufacturing coffee at levels never seen before! Meanwhile my store brand jumped twice from 9.99 to 11.99 last month to 15.99 yesterday
Does he practice these lines in his makeup chair at the studio or at his eyebrow salon on the weekend
July 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Does he practice these lines in his makeup chair at the studio or at his eyebrow salon on the weekend
Where are you finding a house for 80K? 😂 I’ve only seen prices like that in blighted midwestern rust belt neighborhoods where every other house on the street is burned out, boarded up or an active crack den
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Where are you finding a house for 80K? 😂 I’ve only seen prices like that in blighted midwestern rust belt neighborhoods where every other house on the street is burned out, boarded up or an active crack den
“Greedy property owners pricing people out of anything” yeah that’s not how the real estate market works
July 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Greedy property owners pricing people out of anything” yeah that’s not how the real estate market works
How many times did Flynn’s name appear in the J6 committee’s report?
185 times
185 times
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How many times did Flynn’s name appear in the J6 committee’s report?
185 times
185 times
Winning move, selling our fourth largest steel producer to Japan
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Winning move, selling our fourth largest steel producer to Japan
Lordy this is such a black eye, MSFT shares up 0.13%
July 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Lordy this is such a black eye, MSFT shares up 0.13%
Wow it’s like Special Counsel John Durham’s four-year investigation of the investigators never happened.
“I am not a lawyer but but but this is treason”
“I am not a lawyer but but but this is treason”
July 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wow it’s like Special Counsel John Durham’s four-year investigation of the investigators never happened.
“I am not a lawyer but but but this is treason”
“I am not a lawyer but but but this is treason”
Oh okay thank you random internet commenter, my life needed your ignorant judgement, I’m all better now 🙏🏻🖕
July 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh okay thank you random internet commenter, my life needed your ignorant judgement, I’m all better now 🙏🏻🖕
Bongino has been tasked with procuring three more pallets of Post-It flags
July 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bongino has been tasked with procuring three more pallets of Post-It flags
Did DOJ shop around for a judge who would say “no”?
July 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Did DOJ shop around for a judge who would say “no”?
30 gigabytes!! OMG!! I have 73 gigabytes occupied by Dynasty episodes
July 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
30 gigabytes!! OMG!! I have 73 gigabytes occupied by Dynasty episodes
They put new title pages on Romney’s “binders full of women”
July 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
They put new title pages on Romney’s “binders full of women”