But the problem remains, how would you induce the loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce caboose to vamoose?

When you finally read the last post, you would be so excited to see the loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce caboose vamoose.

The last post in this thread would then become its loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce caboose.

If you accept that you're never going to make me stop, we will have reached a loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce.

If you try to make me apologize for this thread, I will blithely whistle a loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse.

If Theodor Geisel's pouchless Swedish tobacco spittoon was shaped like contemporary North American megafauna, it would be a loose Seuss snus juice moose.

If Theodor Geisel spat his used pouchless Swedish tobacco into a spittoon, that spittoon would hold loose Seuss snus juice.

If Theodor Geisel's Swedish tobacco did not come in a pouch, it would be loose Seuss snus.

My favourite was "Among Ghosts," just edging out "A Change of Climate."

* "Wedding Song," by Naguib Mahfouz (1981), translated by Olive E. Kenny (1989)
* "Midaq Alley," by Naguib Mahfouz (1947), translated by Trevor Le Gassick (1966)

It turns out that both athletes used far more oxygen than the maximum throughput of human lungs, and so their armour worked something like artificial gills.

The more you know.

Can we replace two words? My brain wants to go with "For Whom the Butt Holes."

My favourite was "Mohandas Gandhi," but it seems like a weirdly stacked competition.

My favourite of the kids' books was "The Night of Wishes."

• "The Iron Man," by Ted Hughes (1968)
• "The Iron Woman," by Ted Hughes (1993)
• "Mohandas Gandhi," by George Woodcock (1971)

• "Jim Button and Luke the Engine Driver," by Michael Ende (1960), translated by Anthea Bell (1990)
• "The Night of Wishes, or, The Satanarchaeolidealcohellish Notion Potion," by Michael Ende (1989), translated by Heike Schwarzbauer & Rick Takvorian (1992)

That's fascinating! —especially because my story starts in the east and yours in the west. I wonder if both could be true? If the developer needed a new name, then does my apocryphon explain why *that* name?

(I freely acknowledge that my story is substantiated by lore, not by research. 😀)

So … since the street heading east from that intersection was named Canada, the street heading west got named Adanac.