you are going to regret your choices in like an hour

the boss would get in trouble for giving a raise outside of the negotiated contract. If the union votes to keep the contract without a pay raise, and you are union you are usually stuck with that contract. Which can lead to situations like this.

fuck you im trying sob

im sobbing at the giant "DO NOT PET" all over this thing.

I WANT TO PET IT

i was about to follow you and say 101 now IDIOT but i was already following so uh... sob

This song has been the anthem of my life since i was like 5. Only very recently did it change, but this one holds a very special place in my heart.

Me retweeting this instead because im diabolical

Don't you dare fall in love with us, America. Don't. you. dare.

At some point I just accepted He is what we get, so i might aswell hope for the best, prepare for the worst and if nothing else laugh at the absurdity. I cant afford to add to the negativity, i have people counting on me to be positive.

i think this is a DEI (Damn Entertaining Individual)

i dont know who you are. I just thought of that and felt like i needed to use it somewhere.

We are now in the arc where we realize none of us actually know what trump's plan or core beliefs are. Like seriously everyone is so caught up in partisan stuff one way or another, there are few objective takes on what a second presidency looks like other than "maga save us" or "maga kill us"

I want to start Interviewing sales associates with asking them to pitch how AI can't do their job and how we will defend the store when the UPS store next to us inevitably has all its robo trucks and drones go evil