@oslyander.bsky.social
In one of the many secret lives I live in my head I travel the country having adventures and I live in a Honda Odyssey.
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In one of the many secret lives I live in my head I travel the country having adventures and I live in a Honda Odyssey.
It’s one of the best movies of all time!
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s one of the best movies of all time!
Bee Gee Ouija (beegeeweegee).
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Bee Gee Ouija (beegeeweegee).
that comes her way. And I got to sing Blackbird with her. 2/2
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
that comes her way. And I got to sing Blackbird with her. 2/2
I would not consider myself a fan but I have seen her twice in concert with my wife. She is a remarkable artist in every sense, her ability to continually reinvent, and to reflect the culture whilst driving it forward is second to none. She deserves all the success and every plaudit and award 1/2
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I would not consider myself a fan but I have seen her twice in concert with my wife. She is a remarkable artist in every sense, her ability to continually reinvent, and to reflect the culture whilst driving it forward is second to none. She deserves all the success and every plaudit and award 1/2
“So what you’re asking me to do is to type a simple query into google for you and then read the resultant Wikipedia article to you?” has almost become my catchphrase.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“So what you’re asking me to do is to type a simple query into google for you and then read the resultant Wikipedia article to you?” has almost become my catchphrase.
DARVO-ing pieces of shit.
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
DARVO-ing pieces of shit.
I just (re)read a novel about it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just (re)read a novel about it.
At least $4.9bn in DIRECT subsidies for his business per a very well researched Los Angeles Times article. Tens of billions if you include federal contracts.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
At least $4.9bn in DIRECT subsidies for his business per a very well researched Los Angeles Times article. Tens of billions if you include federal contracts.
Well done mate.
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well done mate.
“The carcass I used to have sex with?”
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“The carcass I used to have sex with?”
Have you thought about joining a library or doing some volunteer work?
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Have you thought about joining a library or doing some volunteer work?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Virgin Magastore should be the name for Epstein’s Island.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Virgin Magastore should be the name for Epstein’s Island.
So when you don’t tip you’re tipping them two quid anyway.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So when you don’t tip you’re tipping them two quid anyway.
Bloody hell. I worked with someone once who thought it was Stokene Wington, but now it will forever be St Okenewington.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bloody hell. I worked with someone once who thought it was Stokene Wington, but now it will forever be St Okenewington.
I came here to say this. And I sincerely hope your real name is John Self.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I came here to say this. And I sincerely hope your real name is John Self.
Great take! When the Jam broke up it was celebrated by one writer saying “they’ll be our generation’s Beatles rather than our Rolling Stones”. I thought of that quote reading this. And it’s true.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Great take! When the Jam broke up it was celebrated by one writer saying “they’ll be our generation’s Beatles rather than our Rolling Stones”. I thought of that quote reading this. And it’s true.
Marcus Mumford gets a lot of unnecessary and unwarranted hate. I’m not a fan particularly (enjoyed the third album a bit tbh after buying it on a whim). Shame you all never grew out of bullying that one kid who liked Wham!
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Marcus Mumford gets a lot of unnecessary and unwarranted hate. I’m not a fan particularly (enjoyed the third album a bit tbh after buying it on a whim). Shame you all never grew out of bullying that one kid who liked Wham!
I’m envious that you got to choose your parents. Good work!
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m envious that you got to choose your parents. Good work!
Take your mask off. Cunt.
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Take your mask off. Cunt.
This is correct.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is correct.
There are no calories in a grand piano either, should they be cheaper that an egg mayonnaise sandwich too?
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There are no calories in a grand piano either, should they be cheaper that an egg mayonnaise sandwich too?
Pussy has nothing to do with vaginas.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pussy has nothing to do with vaginas.