Ahhh… the anniversary of the day that I stalk the woman my husband dated before me… how psychotic of me…

If you have a sister, please for the love of god, love her like you love no other.

I swear to god. I thought I married someone smart.

I hope I never embarrass him in front of people he cares about like he did me today. Has me rethinking a lot of things, honestly.

Never in my life thought I’d say this because I view every decision good or bad a learning experience but, I have regrets.

My husbands dad likes to call him “Cinderella” because he does the laundry and dishes.
I don’t like dishes or laundry. The way I would do them would have Nate in full panic.
Next time I’m gonna tell him: “Well, he gets his dick sucked just about every day, what nickname do you have for that?”

The villain itch I have to delete the alone time shit out of the family calendar that he schedules when we haven’t gone on a date since fucking March.

I’m so tired. So fucking tired.

Please tell me when these boomers started being so against public schooling?! Like I’m so confused.

This has been sitting at the salon front desk since June 2023. How can you not miss a car key?!

Everything I have learned about:
The Kardashians
Ice Spice
Chrisean Rock and Blueface (and his other baby mama)

I have learned against my will.

My husband just told me he didn’t know Earth Wind and Fire’s September and I -
I don’t know anything anymore…