Shockingly, firing the manager did not, in fact, turn a dog shit pitching staff into a good pitching staff

[Barfs onto dinner plate]

"Actually, this looks pretty good!"

@romanmars.bsky.social is simply the GOAT: "everyone has their own way of waking up. Personally, I don't really need an alarm because the fear, dread, and obligation of middle age keeps my consciousness right at the edge of alert at all times."

I have never felt more seen

Anyone else having one of those weeks?

Anyone want to remember a guy? In 2004 Javy Lopez hit .316/.370/.503 for the O's. As a 33 year old catcher! Fun fact, his 127 wRC+ was identical to Adley's in 2023.

The steroid era was wild, y'all

Sneaky good signing by the Angels (Kikuchi 3/63). I thought he would have gone for a bigger number, and hoped Elias would be in the hunt. Tough to see an already-thin SP market getting thinner
#birdland #orioles

I want to believe it's go time for the O's and they make a splash in free agency. But maybe I'm just jaded. Can't see Elias flipping the switch and signing an ace to a 5+ year deal after not giving a single multi-year deal to date.

Please prove me wrong, Uncle Mike. Preferably twice.

#birdland

Damn that is BS. Moo man shoulda taken that down easily... #birdland

Netflix has been knocked out (TKO) in Rd 1

Weird, I haven't been followed by any porn bots yet. Is this site broken?

Glad to be here, it feels like a much more positive space already. I'm looking to rebuild my feed with baseball news sources, analysts, national reporters and beat writers. Anyone got that one starter pack I should follow?

Tried to make an Orioles starter pack. Let me know who I missed I'm very new to this and didn't recognize some names or profiles. Just trying to aid in the transition!
Can edit and add people who I've left out.
go.bsky.app/BhT8a55