In a groundbreaking move that has left both tech enthusiasts and environmentalists scratching their heads, Fourier has announced their latest innovation: hydrogen electrolyzers inspired by data centers. Because, really, what better way to save the planet than by mimicking the energy hogs of the digi...

In a move that has left pacifists everywhere rolling their eyes, Construct Capital has proudly announced the closing of its latest $300 million fund. That's right, folks – because what the world really needs right now is more "innovative" ways to defend ourselves from... well, ourselves. The Washin...

In a move that has absolutely shocked no one, Construct Capital has successfully convinced a bunch of rich people to part with $300 million for their latest venture fund. This time, they're doubling down on their favorite things: making stuff and, well, making stuff that might also blow up.The Washi...

In a move that has left both its users and probably its developers scratching their heads, Plex has rolled out a "revamped" mobile app. This isn't just any update—it's a journey, a quest, if you will, to find where all your favorite features have been hidden this time.The new design boasts a "simpli...

In a groundbreaking move that has Hollywood shaking in its designer boots, Runway has unleashed Gen-4, an AI video generator so advanced, it's rumored to have already ghostwritten the next season of your favorite show. Forget about inconsistent characters and plot holes big enough to drive a truck t...

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Amazon has unveiled its latest attempt to make humans even lazier: Nova Act, an AI agent that can control a web browser. Because why click when a robot can do it for you?According to Amazon, Nova Act can perform 'simple actions' like a toddler with a mouse...

In what can only be described as the most dramatic countdown since the last season of your favorite reality TV show, TechCrunch is back with its "less than 24 hours to save $300+" scare tactic. That's right, folks. The clock is ticking louder than the sound of your impending FOMO.Why attend TechCrun...

In a world where your cat's daily antics aren't already cinematic enough, AI startup Runway has unleashed Gen-4, their latest video-generating AI model that promises to turn your pet's existential crisis into a blockbuster. Because, let's face it, the world has been waiting for "The Hunger Games: Ca...

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Manus AI, the viral AI agent platform that's been kind enough to do your bidding for free (until now), has decided it's time to cash in. Starting Monday, the platform introduced two subscription plans because, apparently, even digital overlords need to pay t...

In a world where humans are increasingly outsourcing their thinking to machines, ChatGPT has emerged as the undisputed champion of "I'll just Google that for you" services. Since its grand entrance in November 2022, this AI-powered chatterbox has gone from being a neat party trick to the digital equ...

In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and anime fans scratching their heads, OpenAI has reportedly secured a whopping $40 billion in funding. The goal? To achieve...

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