Matt
@oscillation.bsky.social
Bicycle nerd, former auditor, tax accounting weirdo, Antifa
“But I’m the second longest tenured police chief in the history of the universe. My seminal book, ‘Synergy of Influence,’ will teach you about stuff.” ~Fucking Todd
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
“But I’m the second longest tenured police chief in the history of the universe. My seminal book, ‘Synergy of Influence,’ will teach you about stuff.” ~Fucking Todd
OMG I hadn’t realized it was the official name even though I saw the photo of the Florida DOT highway sign. I was either being slow, in a state of denial, or a combination of the two.
We are cooked.
We are cooked.
July 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
OMG I hadn’t realized it was the official name even though I saw the photo of the Florida DOT highway sign. I was either being slow, in a state of denial, or a combination of the two.
We are cooked.
We are cooked.
To the intern who manages Jacky’s social media: please let the Senator know that we cannot accept how welcoming she is to a thug like Bibi.
July 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
To the intern who manages Jacky’s social media: please let the Senator know that we cannot accept how welcoming she is to a thug like Bibi.
Rare is the accountant with an incredible sense of humor.
May 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Rare is the accountant with an incredible sense of humor.
This tired, bullshit cliché, again? Go play warhammer you nerd.
April 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This tired, bullshit cliché, again? Go play warhammer you nerd.
RIP Papa Fransisco and your everything … but especially your killer eyes.
April 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
RIP Papa Fransisco and your everything … but especially your killer eyes.
One of my neighbors informed me Trump is a holy man who will accelerate the second coming of Christ, according to “the prophecy.”
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
One of my neighbors informed me Trump is a holy man who will accelerate the second coming of Christ, according to “the prophecy.”
I’ve lived almost 50 years without knowing “ballast” exists. Should I take responsibility for my own ignorance or blame my midwestern, landlocked upbringing?
I spent an entire summer working coal barges and tow boats on the Mississippi River, yet …
Sailing suddenly makes sense.
I spent an entire summer working coal barges and tow boats on the Mississippi River, yet …
Sailing suddenly makes sense.
April 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve lived almost 50 years without knowing “ballast” exists. Should I take responsibility for my own ignorance or blame my midwestern, landlocked upbringing?
I spent an entire summer working coal barges and tow boats on the Mississippi River, yet …
Sailing suddenly makes sense.
I spent an entire summer working coal barges and tow boats on the Mississippi River, yet …
Sailing suddenly makes sense.
The COBOL system had worked beautifully for decades, however it required text-based commands and a user couldn’t point and click their way through it with a mouse (gasp!). It was one of many examples of my boss’s hubris and her systems illiteracy. The agency’s COBOL was Chesterton’s fence. 2/3
March 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The COBOL system had worked beautifully for decades, however it required text-based commands and a user couldn’t point and click their way through it with a mouse (gasp!). It was one of many examples of my boss’s hubris and her systems illiteracy. The agency’s COBOL was Chesterton’s fence. 2/3
OMG!!! Instacart’s “recommended substitute” algorithm is a complete disaster. To make matters worse, shoppers are incentivized to use it because of how the ratings framework functions.
Prayers I don’t get deactivated for this disclosure.
Prayers I don’t get deactivated for this disclosure.
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
OMG!!! Instacart’s “recommended substitute” algorithm is a complete disaster. To make matters worse, shoppers are incentivized to use it because of how the ratings framework functions.
Prayers I don’t get deactivated for this disclosure.
Prayers I don’t get deactivated for this disclosure.
Yell it from the rooftops. This meme makes me insane!!
As aside, I’ve noticed some folks are receptive to the fact that IC actively incentivizes crazy substitutions through its ratings framework and dumb algorithm. We lose customers when a certain type of shopper technically follows instructions.
As aside, I’ve noticed some folks are receptive to the fact that IC actively incentivizes crazy substitutions through its ratings framework and dumb algorithm. We lose customers when a certain type of shopper technically follows instructions.
March 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yell it from the rooftops. This meme makes me insane!!
As aside, I’ve noticed some folks are receptive to the fact that IC actively incentivizes crazy substitutions through its ratings framework and dumb algorithm. We lose customers when a certain type of shopper technically follows instructions.
As aside, I’ve noticed some folks are receptive to the fact that IC actively incentivizes crazy substitutions through its ratings framework and dumb algorithm. We lose customers when a certain type of shopper technically follows instructions.
Blocked by @twothirtythree.bsky.social and called a cracker for the most nominal amount of pushback regarding the treatment of her instacart servants. What a little whore.
March 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Blocked by @twothirtythree.bsky.social and called a cracker for the most nominal amount of pushback regarding the treatment of her instacart servants. What a little whore.
Are you aware that we’re incentivized to use IC’s recommended substitutions?
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Are you aware that we’re incentivized to use IC’s recommended substitutions?
The problem is the substitution algorithm used by instacart. When your item is out of stock, the algorithm recommends a sub to the shopper (it’s usually a total miss). If we bypass the recommendation, we open ourselves up to bad ratings if the customer dislikes our pick. I always bypass, cuz duh.
March 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The problem is the substitution algorithm used by instacart. When your item is out of stock, the algorithm recommends a sub to the shopper (it’s usually a total miss). If we bypass the recommendation, we open ourselves up to bad ratings if the customer dislikes our pick. I always bypass, cuz duh.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Paging @dieworkwear.bsky.social you have an important telephone call.
February 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Paging @dieworkwear.bsky.social you have an important telephone call.
There are a lot of variables, but here’s a recent example from my market. It was offered to me at 4:30pm on a Monday.
February 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There are a lot of variables, but here’s a recent example from my market. It was offered to me at 4:30pm on a Monday.